Preparations Required

[Olddaddy]

Oh don't make it into a difficult science 

Just go to the hotel shower ,unscrew the shower 🚿 head and shove the hose up your ass

🍑 I find the Tartawan had the best showerheads so next time you use the showerhead from Tartawan it could of been up my .......

[Keithambrose]

43 minutes ago, Olddaddy said:

Oh don't make it into a difficult science 

Just go to the hotel shower ,unscrew the shower 🚿 head and shove the hose up your ass

🍑 I find the Tartawan had the best showerheads so next time you use the showerhead from Tartawan it could of been up my .......

An uplifting thought.....

[PeterRS]

3 hours ago, Olddaddy said:

Just go to the hotel shower ,unscrew the shower 🚿 head and shove the hose up your ass

🍑 I find the Tartawan had the best showerheads so next time you use the showerhead from Tartawan it could of been up my .......

And then you leave some of your crap on the showerhead for the next person to infect themselves. Unless, that is, you meticulously wash and clean the showerheads.

[floridarob]

4 hours ago, Keithambrose said:

An uplifting thought.....

Because you don't stay at the Tarntawan 😷

[Raposa]

Olddaddy, you can buy enema douche nozzle for your showers for less than 9 quid on Amazon. No need to shove it that way.

[khaolakguy]

3 hours ago, Raposa said:

Olddaddy, you can buy enema douche nozzle for your showers for less than 9 quid on Amazon. No need to shove it that way.

 

He enjoys the shoving.

[Keithambrose]

4 hours ago, Raposa said:

Olddaddy, you can buy enema douche nozzle for your showers for less than 9 quid on Amazon. No need to shove it that way.

Yes, I've done that, for my guests!

[khaolakguy]

10 hours ago, Keithambrose said:

Yes, I've done that, for my guests!

As an aperitif before you serve dinner....