Germany - Specific Questions

[Menaughty]

I have my flight next week to Berlin 😃

I have read a lot of Berlin topics but I still wanted to know:

 

1. Do both Pinocchio & Tabasco bar have working boys? 
2. In the majority of the topics regarding the above bars, People have claimed that they can be dangerous can anybody please elaborate on that?

3. No one has ever mentioned a price range either for hiring?

4. What is the best day to go to Laboratory? 
 

any other place I am missing besides Pinocchio & Tabasco that has hiring boys?

 

 

 

[floridarob]

Laboratory for me was best Thursdays

https://www.lab-oratory.de/

[Menaughty]

9 hours ago, floridarob said:

Laboratory for me was best Thursdays

https://www.lab-oratory.de/

It says it starts at 21:00.

How early should I reach there to stand in the line? 

[floridarob]

15 hours ago, Menaughty said:

It says it starts at 21:00.

How early should I reach there to stand in the line? 

If I remember the rules correctly, doors are open from 9-11pm and once they close no one else can come in and if you leave, you can't get back in... but the party goes well into the next morning. No one is standing around thinking, "I'll wait to see if someone I like comes in"...after 11pm that's it...who is there is all that will be there.

I've been told the doorman will turn away people if they are too old or out of shape....  It seemed to me tat was true, I didn't see anyone out of shape or elderly... a couple of guys in their late 50's- early 60's but well groomed and in shape.

 the few times I went around 1030pm and was a very short line that moved quickly.... my number was usually around 500, so that gives you an indication of how busy it gets, the place is very big and even the bartenders are naked.

[pauleiro]

On 11/7/2025 at 4:26 AM, Menaughty said:

I have my flight next week to Berlin 😃

I have read a lot of Berlin topics but I still wanted to know:

 

1. Do both Pinocchio & Tabasco bar have working boys? 
2. In the majority of the topics regarding the above bars, People have claimed that they can be dangerous can anybody please elaborate on that?

3. No one has ever mentioned a price range either for hiring?

4. What is the best day to go to Laboratory? 
 

any other place I am missing besides Pinocchio & Tabasco that has hiring boys?

 

 

 

Have fun in Berlin. 

Last time I was around PInocchio and Tabasco (a couple of years ago), the bars were pretty dead, but some boys were hanging around, eventually available. This was at the end of the afternoon. I do not think there are any safety issue in the area. Of course, if you go with a boy, it is a different story. Much better and safer IMHO to go on grindr or other apps. 

As for Lab.oratory, you should go to their site 

https://www.lab-oratory.de/

The best days for the lab. are thursdays. Everyone has to be naked, wearing only shoes. So WYSIWYG (What you see is what you get). Many great looking guys there. If you are not very good looking, you might get little attention. Even guys on the slings might not accept you to fuck them ... If you go to pee, you can do it in the usual toilet bowl or in the mouth of the various human toilets who are begging you to piss in their mouth ... Sorry for the kink. 

Other days in Lab. are great, particularly Fridays when there is no dresscode, but many guys are naked. 

And is you like fetishes, you can choose a party on the internet site : Fausthouse, Office sluts meets working dicks,  yellow facts, gummy. 

I went once on a mud westling party and it was clearly mentionned that it was NOT scat. 

A very good party nowadays, IMHO, is the "Daddy meets twinks" party which occurs every 2 to 3 months (next is Nov 21). 

On sunday afternooon, there is a Naked sunday. This one starts at 4 pm and door is closed at 6 pm 

 

The other party worth attending is the fickstutenMarkt (Horse Fair), happening more or less every month in Kit Kat Club. Unfortunately, it is today ... 

https://www.fickstutenmarkt.de/

[floridarob]

3 minutes ago, pauleiro said:

The other party worth attending is the fickstutenMarkt (Horse Fair), happening more or less every month in Kit Kat Club. Unfortunately, it is today ... 

https://www.fickstutenmarkt.de/

I went, twice.... my fantasy vs reality were not the same, lol

[young11]

On 11/8/2025 at 9:59 PM, floridarob said:

I went, twice.... my fantasy vs reality were not the same, lol

How was the crowd? You mean you were disappointed?

Is there a role called stable? The website in English is not very clear 

[floridarob]

1 hour ago, young11 said:

How was the crowd? You mean you were disappointed?

I went as a Mare (bottom). The setup is honestly pretty erotic in theory: all the bottoms get in first, music pulsing. We hung out at the bar drinking and chatting — a mix of nervous energy and horny anticipation — waiting for the Stallions (tops) to be let in. The air feels thick, like something’s about to explode.

One guy leaned over and told me I’d probably get lucky because I looked younger, tatted, and ready. I laughed — but yeah, I was curious to see how it all played out. Then we put the hoods on and waited at random places in the play area. When the tops finally came in, the mood shifted fast. Some went straight to their boyfriends or regulars waiting for them, others just circled like they were shopping, or stood back watching the scene. From under the hood, you can see enough to know what’s going on, but not enough to feel a real spark. It’s hot to watch, less so to feel part of it — if that makes sense.

I went a second time hoping maybe the vibe would be different — same story. By the third time, I didn’t even bother going in. The line for bottoms was massive, so I hung around to check out the tops’ queue later on… and, honestly? Not a single one I’d want to be with. That’s when it really hit me: the fantasy of Horse Fair is 🔥, but the reality just didn’t do it for me.

Funny thing — later that night I ran into a guy at Tom’s who’d been there too; he’s actually a bottom but went as a top just so he could watch everything without the hood, smart move 😏 — and honestly, I think a few others  probably did the same 🤷‍♂️

And yep — the “Stable” you mentioned is basically the event staff and handlers who manage the setup and make sure things run smoothly. Think of them as the behind-the-scenes crew making sure the chaos stays sexy.

For me, Laboratory or Tom’s are still way better. They’ve got the same cruisy energy, but at least there’s enough light to see who’s got your attention — and sometimes that’s half the turn-on 😉

Here is a better explanation of how the horse fairs work:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/the-party-where-strangers-bang-with-bags-over-their-heads/

[ShivRoy]

I was at the Lab last week - as always, it's excellent and one of the world's most unique experiences, I'd say no other cruising club is like the Lab.

The best day is indeed Thursday - it's a naked party. Doors are from 21 till 23 iirc, I came in 20-25 mins before nine and was in at about quarter past, maybe 20 past. You can arrive a bit earlier (recommended in summer) so you can get in straight away. Face control is very liberal, unlike Berghain, and you will be let in unless you are a woman or high/drunk. All sorts of ages, body shapes and behaviors. There were twinks, there were literally 80-year-olds, there were fats, there were muscular guys - everybody's fucking.

Friday is a day without a dress code, normally with 2-for-1 drinks, unless it's the first Friday of the month which is a special party called Lab Dance where there are live techno DJs and the people are there equally for music and sex (unlike other days where it's just sex) - it's usually very crowded, about 1,500 people, and if you ask me I'm not a fan of that particular vibe.

I've been to a couple of specific parties that are really good. The mask party requires everybody to wear a mask - normally people wear balaclavas which is hot, but I saw puppy masks and even surgical covid masks. I've been to the piss party which is simply excellent with a totally different crowd and vibe, I really liked that one.

There's no guarantee that you will be able to fuck with all those hotties, but as the night progresses and some of them do an intake of drugs, more of those hotties become available - and I've seen pension-age guys plough model-looks types who were either in a slutty haze or on GHB.