Patanawet Posted 7 hours ago Posted 7 hours ago On 3/30/2026 at 8:41 PM, Olddaddy said: Back in February I raced off the plane and slowly jogged to the exits ⛹️♂️🏃♂️as soon as I got to the immigration I was first one through ...until the bitch on immigration started giving me a hard time ! Why you didn't fill out your Thai card , where you stay ? Etc Then after that , went to the baggage 🛄 area and waited 25 minutes for my baggage! I'm a VIP , a business class customer! My luggage 🧳 bag was going around on the turnstile, another gent who appeared to be Thai tried to retrieve his bag at the same time as me , I immediately shouted to him , "Excuse me ! Do you know who I am !! He stopped trying to grab his bag and looked at me shocked with his black framed glasses 🤓 " I'm Old daddy I said , I'm a fucking VIP ! I shouted , to him and all the other 50 passengers standing by all gobsmacked He immediately grabbed my luggage 🧳 off the turnstile for me, and waiied me 🙏🙏 There are fare more amusing fantasy tales on this board. Some even involve posters with non hairy arses. Keithambrose 1 Quote