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The nerve of that guy. And why did you have to shout at him? Didn't he see the "I'm a total bottom whore" tattoo on your butt?

Sounds like you're suffering from Pattaya fatigue. Yup, a change of air and scenery may do you some good. It may even make you appreciate Thailand better when you get back.

Donny? That would explain the hairspray. I love Rosie. There's talk of her coming back to The View as guest host. Those women take themselves so seriously that it needs someone like Rosie to puncture their bubble, kinda like what we do to Pete...2 here.

What are you feeling guilty about? Growing old isn't a crime. If it were you'd be in prison twenty years ago! Look up "andropause".

Marie? So you're a li'l bit country. 😉

I see what you did there. 😏 Yes! 😂🤣😅

So was Harrison Ford, who later became Hans Solo. So there!

So my previous reply was apropos!

Thank you for sparing me. I knew I was special. 🙏🏻

Oh yes, Rumpole! Keith's English. Now I'm trying to think where I kept Sir John Mortimer's books. I have so many books and can't keep track of them.

He's Perry Mason. 🤣

Hell no...the subject of Rob's remarks probably went to Oxford...Brookes...but he'll tell you he went to Oxon and write a grand 6-page story with stolen pictures to back it up! 🤣 You'll find farang guys like that propping up barstools all over Thailand and making up grand stories about themselves and their alleged achievements, not realising that the more they try to exalt themselves, the more common they sound. I mean one can just go to the next bar and listen to the same thing. How very common.

It has? Oh my, you do collect them, don't you? A witty or smart person would have come back with a pithy, clever retort or ignored my throwaway comment altogether, not write a three-paragraph response to it. "Don't they have a life?" wasn't a put down but a genuine question. I mean it's quite sad if a man of a certain age only has the number of likes he's received on an anonymous forum to count as his accomplishments. It would appear that David in his humble abode in the video above has had a much richer and more rewarding life. Anyway, I know you enjoy/need the attention but it's late and my partner's calling me to go to bed. Good night.

I don't read every post, especially not long-winded, copy-and-paste ones or repetitive trip reports offering no new insight - I skim and skip. I also don't pay attention to post likes and such and didn't think that people did. Don't they have a life? The fact that you needed to reply to my throwaway comment above...well...