AdamSmith Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Forget mass government espionage -- here's what The Guardian knows is really important: http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2013/oct/24/how-to-eat-biscuits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted October 24, 2013 Members Share Posted October 24, 2013 Just don't ask for crackers with your soup or salad in merry old. They will have to confer to decide what it is you really want and then say something like, oh, you want crisps? And, of course, if you are in a proper bar that realizes that Americans drink too, then when you order a "proper" drink, they will ask/state, you want ice with that, don't you? The answer is, of course, thank you very much. After all, we want ice served with ice, do we not? And, certainly with any other beverage, short of beer, which must be consumed "English style" at room temperature, which is, after all, not 70 or 80 degrees as in the US, but about 40 or so, the average temperature of your average English hotel room. Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted October 24, 2013 Author Share Posted October 24, 2013 about 40 or so, the average temperature of your average English hotel room. LOL. Further I believe English hotel accommodations must be outfitted with a diabolical ammonia-cooling system or some such that chills the toilet seats another 15 degrees or so. lookin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hoover42 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I'm sorry, but all that text is confusing. It might be a bit clearer if we could have a video of a hot escort demonstrating the proper biscuit-eating technique--preferably shot in HD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted October 24, 2013 Author Share Posted October 24, 2013 Yes! And those 2 straight but oh so cute British lads who make all those great funny videos would be perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NCBored Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 I prefer mine with gravy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted November 3, 2013 Members Share Posted November 3, 2013 Your escorts or your biscuits? Usually, the escorts make "gravy", do they not? Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 3, 2013 Author Share Posted November 3, 2013 Certainly when it passes from our wallet to theirs. lookin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
