100%.... He would've been out the door at the mention of 5k per day..... and a haircut, I have clippers, I'd offer to give him a haircut.
I give OP credit to have the ππ to write honestly about his day.... I'm sure everyone's blood pressure was going up at each step, thinking how they'd never do that, when in reality some would do exactly the same and never talk about it, lol