AdamSmith

No more than the general-population average.

OTOH I've never hired anyone who turned out to have a misshapen or too-tiny asshole.

I'll have Mr Green Jeans

Where was he from?? Outlander!

It likes you and doesn't want to lose you! ...Doesn't do that for me.

...has his own Wikipedia entry! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Creosote When asked about his proclivity toward gruesome film violence, director Quentin Tarantino said that the Mr. Creosote scene was the only time he'd been disturbed by a graphic or gruesome film sequence.

Actually I think what they say is Oyez Oyez Oyez!

GUILTY! In the best possible way!

The universal formula!

Nothing new here, just came across these oldies on my computer and thought to submit them into evidence as Exhibits 1-4.

There is not just one Houston, but numerous neighborhoods, many the diametrical opposite of Montrose. An ex-in-law lived in Houston in a very conservative neighborhood (can't recall where right now). Deliberately chosen I think -- he was a closet case if ever there was.

Continuing our temporary (and very slight!) detour from the fart zone...

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And from the same source! How to Use a Bidet How to Make Your Vagina Smell Good

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Technical correction. Isn't that better?

Just because!

Indeed!