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...the foregoing found on a tumblr titled Keir Dullea YEAH!!! Tumblr blog dedicated to anything related to Keir Dullea! Keir Dullea is best known for playing Dave Bowman from "2001: A Space Odyssey." http://keirdullea.tumblr.com/

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Not perturbate!

Giving the mortician an easy time of it is not one of my top priorities.

I get more and more glad that I didn't spawn and add to the mess. As much for my nonexistent offsprings' sake as for anybody else's.

Life on Earth will look dramatically different by mid-century https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/life-earth-look-dramatically-different-213931757.html

The True Version of my original image -- as revealed by Joseph Smith's Seer Stone!

Never before! But even if it had been, I wouldn't turn my nose up at it.

As if that weren't enough! Flatulence Solutions ...a web site dedicated to Farts and Flatulence -- Dealing with Excess Gas http://www.flatulencesolutions.com

...The foregoing from: POOPIE POEMS The Largest Collection of Poo Poetry on the Web! http://www.poopiepoems.com

RECTAL JUICES IN THE OFFICE March 23, 2015 / MR. T You look at the clock. Three hours past noon. You feel as if you could blast to the moon. Straight from your rectum. You can already detect 'em. The browns, waiting to tell you, you're incorrectum. Four o'clock now, you look at the bathroom. No one's in there, but you look at your chatroom. Your boss is online. He asks what you're doing. Little does he know you'll shortly be pooing. Four fifty five! Just five more minutes! But your sphincter can't stop you. Your poop's 90,000 carats! The turds come blasting! It seems everlasting! Maybe you really just should have been fasting. Nine o'clock the next day. Your boss says, "no way you get pay." "Until you clean up what you did yesterday." You go get the scrub. You feel like a chub. Then you get some well needed time in the tub. --Fresh Shrek the Rectified http://www.poopiepoems.com/poetry/2015/3/23/rectal-juices-in-the-office