AdamSmith

Someone asked that this topic have its own thread. Herewith... 2016 Olympics: 13 US rowers fall ill after competing at polluted venue Venues have recorded high levels of bacteria from sewage Team doctor suspects water is to blame for vomiting http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/aug/10/2016-olympics-13-us-rowers-fall-ill-after-competing-at-polluted-venue

Surely the End Times are upon us. Upon OPEC at any rate? OPEC just kicked oil into the $30s http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/opec-just-kicked-oil-into-the-dollar30s/ar-BBlEuHr?ocid=wispr

And would you believe! Fart Waffle Similar to "sharting" When passing gas a secretive, more solid waste form is also released... creating a shit-fart aka Fart Waffle. The Fart Waffle can only happen when wearing underwear, as pressure is needed to create the perfect shape of excrement. "I must use the facilities before I fart waffle..." "You should have seen that fart waffle..." "Welp, I've created a fart waffle." "Wha... is that a fart waffle?" http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fart+Waffle

Why do Brussels Sprouts make you fart?http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/interviews/interview/1905/

LMAO (as it were! ) Any of us who've ever had a doggie knows about that.

Furthermore...!

Autonomous vehicles got nothing on this autonomous poop-scooper!

6 Filthy Jokes You Won't Believe Are from the Biblehttp://www.cracked.com/article_20694_6-filthy-jokes-you-wont-believe-are-from-bible.html

Can't believe I posted this one before MsGuy got around to it.

So L.A. steps up. Who was it said "He pursued Pleasure so avidly as to have the misfortune to catch her"? L.A. pushes to be U.S. candidate for 2024 Summer Olympics, projects $4-billion cost http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-la-olympics-4-billion-20150810-story.html

Binders of boys!

The upside (for us) of shale fracking. Saudi Arabia may go broke before the US oil industry buckles It is too late for OPEC to stop the shale revolution. The cartel faces the prospect of surging US output whenever oil prices rise If the oil futures market is correct, Saudi Arabia will start running into trouble within two years. It will be in existential crisis by the end of the decade... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/oilprices/11768136/Saudi-Arabia-may-go-broke-before-the-US-oil-industry-buckles.html

I don't like to be burned either but I don't think the waffle maker would actually kill you.

I don't see any spiders. BUT WOULD YOU BELIEVE: Walloonphobia "Welcome to my site for Walloonphobia. In hopes of trying to provide some helpful information, I have searched the Internet looking for information on Walloonphobia (Walloons fear, Walloon fear, Walons fear, Wallonia fear, Belgians fear, Belgium fear, Walloons phobia, Walloon phobia, Walons phobia, Belgians phobia, Belgium phobia, fear of Walloons, fear of Walloon, fear of Walons, fear of Wallonia, fear of Belgians, fear of Belgium, phobia of Walloons, phobia of Walloon, phobia of Walons, phobia of Wallonia, phobia of Belgians, phobia of Belgium). Please note I am not a doctor and only provide this site for informational purposes. I hope you will find some benefit in the site. Best wishes! ~Edd~" http://common-phobias.com/Walloon/treatment.htm

Full fathom five thy father lies. I pushed him. I apologize. Richard Armour, Punctured Poems

Ze trick is that this planet's star is a red dwarf. "This star is radiating only 1.4% of the Sun's luminosity from its outer atmosphere at a relatively cool effective temperature of 3,700 K." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gliese_667#Gliese_667_C

No coffins. The bros Kennedy were entirely ambulatory. I agree with you and in fact sometimes feel as if I've already had my wake several times over. And you notice I still be here to tell of it.