AdamSmith

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I frequently get that same "Operation timed out" on my Win8/FireFox laptop.

Catsup (ketchup!) + mayo + pickles. A neighbor who liked to think of herself as racy used Heinz cocktail sauce instead of ketchup for her Thousand Island. Living on the edge!

Is it supposedly one he sent to Selena when they were having a spat?

I found a simple solution. I nominated MYSELF for the negative category.

The only way! For some reason there was also one lone bottle of French dressing in our refrigerator for I swear like seven years which nobody ever touched. I think it finally got thrown out when we replaced the fridge.

Our house same. Until meat (and vegetables!) was cooked to the color of shirt cardboard, it wasn't done.

Wonder how much I could raise on Kickstarter for a line of dildos that sound like your favorite porn star?

Right, those 2 are just the staples. Along with the Hellman's. And our main spices: sugar, salt, black pepper, red pepper, vinegar.

Everybody...

P.S. MsGuy was just putting on airs. Down here where he and RA1 and I live, Crisco is considered a vegetable.

Chasing those Rutabaga Balls the poster mentions

P.S. VOTE! Don't let Scotland separate. Oh, wrong issue. VOTE anyway!

I confess I was half-expecting to read "In this picture, that is me just below camera range."

Exactly! When I clicked in a couple of days ago, first word I heard him say was "straight" to somebody who had just asked.

Nothing except that magnolias are not that funny. Now if it called itself the Poison Sumac State...

It is simply the most complimentary aspect of Mississippi which I could think of as a synecdoche.

Understandable.