AdamSmith

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Real-world signs!

LOL Actually that's commendably disgusting. Reminds me of when a squirrel got down our chimney and somehow got stuck. First he crapped all down into the fireplace. Then he died and stank. What a mess.

Don't talk about our friend like that!

Not a joke; maybe a white-noise source for Trekker insomniacs? A 24 Hour Loop of Star Trek Starship Enterprise Ambient Engine Sound YouTuber crysknife007 has isolated the ambient engine hum of the Starship Enterprise as heard in Star Trek: The Next Generation. The sound is looped repeatedly into a 24 hour long YouTube movie.

Note for next Halloween...

Michelangelo's illustrated grocery list. No joke! “Because the servant he was sending to market was illiterate, Michelangelo illustrated the shopping lists — a herring, tortelli, two fennel soups, four anchovies and ‘a small quarter of a rough wine’ — with rushed (and all the more exquisite for it) caricatures in pen and ink.” – Steve Duin, The Oregonian, October 17, 2009

My hemorrhoids!

Happy Hour Virus, A Tool That Fakes Computer Problems So You Can Leave Work Earlyby Kimber Streams at 1:52 pm on November 15, 2013 TDA_Boulder has created the Happy Hour Virus, a tool that fakes a kernel panic, blue screen of death, or broken monitor so you can leave work early. The Happy Hour Virus was made to promote a “work-life balance” by encouraging employees to “leave work early and enjoy the company of friends, family, or co-workers.” Head over to the Happy Hour Virus website to test out some pretend computer issues. images via Happy Hour Virus http://laughingsquid.com/happy-hour-virus-a-tool-that-fakes-computer-problems-so-you-can-leave-work-early/

http://twistedsifter.com/2013/10/doodles-that-incorporate-everyday-objects-javier-perez/

Not hito in Paris, alas. Rather, a new fragrance from George Takei! http://blazenfluff.com/set-phasers-to-stunning-with-eau-my-george-takeis-new-fragrance/

Toilet shot glasses! http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008X31DW0/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B008X31DW0&linkCode=as2&tag=peeweecom-20

No joke, just cool -- alligator sleeping bag. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00CSFY4EI/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B00CSFY4EI&linkCode=as2&tag=peeweecom-20