Hundreds of millions of pennies could be the top prize in the next MER contest, announced today by the successor to previous MER owner Totally Oz. In order to publicize their new ownership, TRUMP International is proposing a Battle of the Obsessions, to be held in Atlantic City next fall.
Each contestant would prepare a tea cozy which would best show their devotion to their favorite obsession. For example, a head to head battle could be held between EXPAT and Jimboivo on loyalties for Jesse Santana or Benjamin Nicholas. The one showing the most loyalty would win their weight in pennies.
Judging the contest, open to anyone on MER with an obsession for an escort, as proved by 3000 mentions in the past summer, would be longtime posting favorite glutes. He was chosen as the only member known not to be obsessed with anything.
Contestants will be flown to the contest on a Memphis airline. Tampa Yankee, former administrator before TRUMP International took over and named Barry as top admin, decried the contest as detrimental to those on MER who keep their obsessions to themselves, or have obsessions to a type of escort rather than an individual.
For example, Yankee said, devotion to Asian escorts would not qualify one for the contest at all.
New admin Barry could not be reached for comment. He was reportedly pushing for a World Series of Escorts, but was overruled by Trump.
Here is a tea cozy designed to honor beloved longtime poster Lucky: