BiBottomBoy

This.

The theory is it was a set up. She pretended to be an escort he had called then started screaming rape after he'd cum in her mouth - giving her the DNA evidence she needed. Not that crazy an idea given that the Sarkozy campaign has for a long time said they'd give a million dollars to anyone who could provide "evidence" that the dude was "sexually deviant."

"I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky lucky...."

Good thing you don't run the IMF.

I wish they had a "666" Pejazzle stencil.

Anyone get taken up in the rapture today or are you all still here?

Unless your escort is Buck Angel. http://www.buckangel.com/tour1/tour.html

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You always pay for it one way or another.

She's trying to ward off Russia.

What's the escort scene like in AC? Is it as blatant as Vegas?

Maybe the universe wanted to put a lot of distance between us and civilized races?

It's not letting go, it's gaining a deeper understanding of who her child is.

But, please get rid of the girl on the unicycle!

I suspect that would have a lot to do with how much cash was in your pocket at the time.

Thinking about it, I wonder if the cops could use this app to entrap/track escorts?

Eh, I always assumed Luck was Rahm Emanuel.

He also had the most difficult name to masculinize possible.

They are praying the condom doesn't break.

You can't trust the Sperminator when he says he'll pull out.

My guess would be that we are probably both in the same time zone and both posting during our lunch breaks.

Were you in Madrid or Barcelona?

One in a million is better than one in zero and once they cure one guy it has to help them figure out ways to cure other guys eventually.

I suspect the high priced escorts of California are delighted about his divorce.