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For legally forcing GOP douchebag Charlie Crist to film and broadcast this YouTube video. http://gawker.com/#!5791226/david-byrne-brilliantly-and-gratuitously-humiliates-charlie-crist-in-copyright-lawsuit

You know, it is a federal crime to lie during an open session of congress...

Yeah just look for 'students" who need "help with tuition."

The better question is why MSNBC wasted resources on this article at all. Because, honestly, get sucked out of a plane and you die. It's not like you can do anything about it.

Under a new law gay men in the UK can now give blood, but only if they sign a paper swearing they haven't had sex in 10 years. Of course, women are still allowed to have all the anal sex they want and give blood. http://jezebel.com/#!5790652/gay-british-men-can-donate-blood-as-long-as-they-dont-have-sex

I'm surprised her doctor let her do that.

MSNBC decided it was a good idea to explain what would happen if you got sucked out of a plane. The short answer is "you die" - but the long answer is actually sort of interesting. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42496499/ns/technology_and_science-science/

My vast holdings are between my legs.

This is why you should only buy from Babes In Toyland which has a policy of not selling any product made with phthalates.

Can you imagine how much money gay bachelor parties would generate? I mean think how much straight dudes spend on booze and hookers for bachelor parties. I'm betting we'd spend twice that. No gay kid in America would have to worry about student loans for tuition again.

Gay marriage would be a serious economic boost. Weddings cost a lot of money and that cash is spread over multiple industries. Everything from bakers to florists to musicians to food preparation service. Also, imagine the eventual income gay divorce lawyers will be able to generate.

Updated reports suggest he is the "lost" member of the Village People.

I've found that the rent boys have simply moved to the "Casual Encounters" section and started using creative language.

Soliciting nude pictures and kittens is why the Internet exists.

I pray every year when I'm waiting for the results of my annual check up.

In Europe the people who get a lot of shit done with very little sleep seem to have the sniffles all the time and be very excitable. They tell me their friends Coco and Tina help them out - though I've never actually seen these two girls in person.

Imagine if she did rodeo porn.. "Bea Arthur Mounts The Bull!"

Come on... who amongst us has not at one point in time masturbated while thinking about Golden Girls era Bea Arthur and albino dwarfs? There's no shame in admitting it.

If Bea Arthur had done porn I might have been straight.

The only decor a bedroom needs is a bed and four sets of handcuffs.

But.. they found ancient Tom Ford sunglasses next to the body...

Most are buried in my basement with their souls entrapped by the screams of a thousand dying madmen.

It would be awesome if the "keep me logged in for two weeks" option worked. It's annoying to try to respond to a comment when I get an email, only to have to go back to the log in page every morning.

Shit. I thought he wanted four spinoffs from The Adams Family - in which case, my guess, would have been right on the money.