Everything posted by BiBottomBoy
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Offical Star Wars Site Calls Us Wimps For Not Building A Death Star
I find your lack of spelling disturbing.
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Offical Star Wars Site Calls Us Wimps For Not Building A Death Star
http://starwarsblog.starwars.com/index.php/2013/01/15/planet-earth-abandons-death-star-project-in-face-of-superior-galactic-imperial-power/ IMPERIAL CENTER, CORUSCANT – The overwhelming military superiority of the Galactic Empire has been confirmed once again by the recent announcement by the President of the United States that his nation would not attempt to build a Death Star, despite the bellicose demands of the people of his tiny, aggressive planet. “It is doubtless that such a technological terror in the hands of so primitive a world would be used to upset the peace and sanctity of the citizens of the Galactic Empire,“ said Governor Wilhuff Tarkin of the Outer Rim Territories. “Such destructive power can only be wielded to protect and defend by so enlightened a leader as Emperor Palpatine.” Representatives on behalf of the nation-state leader from the unimaginatively named planet refused to acknowledge the obvious cowardice of their choice, preferring instead to attribute the decision to fiscal responsibility. “The costs of construction they cited were ridiculously overestimated, though I suppose we must keep in mind that this miniscule planet does not have our massive means of production,” added Admiral Conan Motti of the Imperial Starfleet. Emissaries of the Emperor also caution any seditious elements within the Galactic Senate not to believe Earth’s exaggerated claims of there being a weakness in the Death Star design. “Any attacks made upon such a station — should one ever be built — would be a useless gesture,” added Motti.
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Satanists Support The GOP
http://gawker.com/5976326/satanists-are-now-supporting-florida-governor-rick-scott
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I love getting my lips all around these Fags!
My oral fixation is such that I'll never quit smoking. I mean, I can't have what I really want in my mouth when I'm working.
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Boyfriends vs...?
It's never too soon to be topped.
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Gender Identity- Not What It Used To Be!
I think that young women telling dudes they think it's hot when dudes fuck each other is a big factor in getting guys who would otherwise stick to the tuna tunnel to try dick.
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Would You Have Been A Escort?
With enough lube and enough money my ass will open up.
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Boeing 787 Screamliner
Who knew that airplane manufacturers beta test their planes with real passengers?
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How To Bang A Straight Guy: The BoyToy Guide to Fucking the Guy Next Door
No matter who you have sex with fantasy is always a make or break part of the equation.
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Gay Prague – Take A Tour!
It sort of seems like these gey more attention in the regular forum.
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Would You Have Been A Escort?
If you just bottomed you wouldn't really have to get it up for older men.
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Gender Identity- Not What It Used To Be!
Give me enough vodka and I start thinking that mouths have no gender.
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I love getting my lips all around these Fags!
They have great chocolate fags in France.
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Great One Liners
I never forget a face, but in your case I'd make an exception.
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Congrats to BiBottomBoy 3,000 POSTS
Wow, thanks guys!
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Laptop Desktop Tablet?
Laptop when at home. Nintendo 3DS when I'm not at home.
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How To Bang A Straight Guy: The BoyToy Guide to Fucking the Guy Next Door
Exactly. And, that's hot.
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Would You Have Been A Escort?
If I'd known male escorts existed then I would have done it.
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I love getting my lips all around these Fags!
To be fair, monkees smoke. Have you never been to a zoo? Just light up in front of the monkee cage and watch them come over to you and beg for on. They'll take it and take puffs and pass it around.
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How To Bang A Straight Guy: The BoyToy Guide to Fucking the Guy Next Door
Of course there are very masculine gay bottoms, but there can also be something about nudging a straight guy to our team that can make him seem more masculine, because we know we are getting what the girls usually get.
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How To Bang A Straight Guy: The BoyToy Guide to Fucking the Guy Next Door
Straight guys can be seriously hot if you are in the mood to just suck or be fucked by someone super masculine. Plus, yeah, the conquest angle. Why should people with vaginas get exclusive access to 90 percent of the studs?
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Reorganization of the Forums
Also, apricots. I hate discussions about apricots.
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Reorganization of the Forums
I'd be in favor of banning all topics related to women masturbating while covered in yougurt.
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Japanese Darth Vader
Vader could have been Japanese. http://kotaku.com/5975671/how-star-wars-mightve-had-a-different-darth-vader?utm_source=jezebel.com&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=recirculation
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Jodie Foster's Golden Globe Speech
Maybe she'll inspire Cruise and Travolta.