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Hey, did you guys know this site has a CHAT ROOM? But whenever I log onto it, I am the ONLY person there.... Wouldnt it be fun if we actually chatted, instead of typed ?

So its True, Hollwood folk are just like me and you ? Knew it ! And YES, I most heartily AGREE, there is way too much Hollywood sex talk and useless gossip on THIS site :frantics:

Who needs Poppers when you can just FART ? Fart loud and proud, and NOT into a pair of Fart stffling panties......

Well I always say, half way is better than No way ! (an with a little extra effort on YOUR part, you'll get that thing ALL the way in)

Its always good to GO DEEPER.

I'll just settle for a slice of apple crumb pie, or a ramekin of Apple Brown Betty with fresh whipped cream. Never was much of a drinker.

Well we've seen it happen too many times: beautiful, Young boys become Ugly Old men...... But they will still have their voices...... Maybe ?

It's cute, but I certainly have ENUF dust collectors......

He may have had a "Full House", but his basket is Empty !

"Do you think it's TOO much ?" Maybe it can use a necklace ?

Cue hito - "I want a family like That ! "

"WORK BITCH"

Too much sugar in that addictive "seasonal" beverage. I'll opt for my good ole Cranberry juice, which is good for the urinary tract as well !

Video serves to Prove that ROWING does a body good !

I am enjoying the season so far. The performances by ALL are over the top and Camp, and the Concept is inspired. I havent watched last nite yet, but am still rolling over Jessica referring to Kathy Bates character as "Mary Todd Lincoln"

OK. My parents dressed me in a lace gown too, and LOOK what happened ! Only NOW I wear my lace gowns with Fabulous stillettos, and BIG hair.

It may Not taste too bad with enough Ketsup ?

Those are $5 hooker with Bad feet shoes, NOT the shoes of a Princess. Shame on her. I dont care if she is going for that young, casual feel, she needs to Represent, and NOT in shoes made of Hemp ! BLEH !

If ya gonna have A Garden of Eden, you need to have nude boys running around in it.

In Life, you just need to be PRETTY !

Well, he looks like a Lesbian....... a nice, Creepy Homage !

Oops, I saw WeLoatheJustinBieber.com and quickly joined.

Because Japan has run out of space to put anymore people. And theres certainly NO need for those Magnum XL condoms.

YUP, and I think he's giving him a "little twist" up the Ass too ?

I heard they are remaking "Baywatch", and I'm READY for my Closeup bitches !