Suckrates

The Audience is on the Edge of Their Seats........ WHO will snatch the coveted "Headie" Crown ???

They Wanna PUMP You Up.......

HE likes it, he really, really Likes it !

In the spirit of the Beloved Joan Rivers, the following categories should have been included: - Biggest Asshole - He's a Douche, but I like him - Biggest Loudmouth - He's just TACKY - Most Dubious thread Hijacker - He Must be a FAKE ! - Poster of the Most "Who the Fuck Cares" topics" - Miss CUNTY And the Coveted "OH, NOT HIM AGAIN" HUMANITARIAN AWARD Remember Boys, it's an HONOR just to be Nominated !

Well he's LATIN; they have perpetual Hardons.......

Well, That only makes sense.... If I were a votin man, I'd nominate you for those categories TOO !

WoW, I wish someone would put that cock on ME !

All those tats are Distracting from the Assholes cuteness. There is no cohesion to them, although I am sure they all must have significance to him ?

All they would have to say is "Oh fuck yeah"......

At least a Dildo is QUIET...... I would prefer it to Davey ANYDAY !

While I think lurkers CONCEPT is cute and clever, I can understand low participation for the following reason: some of the categories can be interpreted as having a "negative" connotation. As we are a close knit group, perhaps some members dont feel comfortable with some of those categories, and singling out people for negative things, eventhough the nominations are anonymous. And while I anxiously await to see which members will have their Sally Field moment and squeal "You like ME, you really, really like ME", I also cant wait to see how the winners in the "negative" categories will react (where I Do expect to see MYSELF) ! Like the Hookie Awards, which are given for the BEST in EVERY category, lurkers' awards are more like 1/2 Hookie and 1/2 Razzie, and I think the Razzie part killed the interest. Obviously just MY opinion though. I wish lurker GOOD LUCK with the extended time frame. Just remember, We are ALL winners...........

I want a "title" like that ! Here's Sucky, "The Rutabaga Queen"......

While OO may be healthy, I have always advocated "Brand loyalty"..........

hito, I think you need to eliminate the word "TOO" from your vocabulary ?

" I WANT A FRIEND LIKE THAT ! "

hito, although your wedding sounds like it will be the party of the century ( ) please dont send me an invite.... I am busy that day; there's a new Muppets movie opening at the local theatre, and the 7 Eleven is giving away Free slurpies..... So, I'll just send you my Congrats now, and you can keep them on ice !

Well, that leaves MY neighborhood out !

SOLD !..... i'll take Peter

Well Davey remains really, really ANNOYING, and Topher is really, really cute, but just seems so DUMB. (that really dont matter though, when his cock is in my mouth)

THESE are quite Yummy, and Versatile, might I add ! (AND, have saved MY life on my occassions)

Awww, I want a post like THAT !

I am still using 2 soup cans and string...........

So this is what kids do in college these days ? Shouldnt they be studying or sumthin ??? Creative, but not what their parents or the govt are paying for.....

OK, I loved the voice on the singer, and the song was lovely, but I just dont get the concept. Was it meant to be homoerotic, or shades of Sweeney Todd ? Was the message that you will get a man if you are well groomed, or simply that you should dance in a barbershop with random strangers ? OH MY, what was this video trying to show and tell me ????