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hito, as far as i am concerned, he is ALL yours.... No competition from me. I really never liked Howdy Doody either !

Nasty....just plain ole Nasty I tell you. Yo Quiero Taco Bell !

Fetish Clubs are sooooo Yesterday

My Favorite Escort Experience HASN'T happened yet, but when it does, it will be HIM saying "NO CHARGE" !

I do believe that Candice will WIN, so in that sense she cant be J Hud..... Kree is just so BLAND !

Whatever Karen..... at least I posted something, and considering 4 people that responded and didnt get is hardly a random sample, so saying NOBODY got it is a bit extreme. What YOU should have said was the 4 people that read it didnt get it, and then I would say that THOSE 4 people have no fucking sense of humor.... Who the Fuck really cares what I called it, when you view it, its FUNNY (at least to someone with any sense of humor. Whoever told you that you were "light", LIED.... and thats funny too. Yeah, ill consider the joke failed.....on 4 people, actually 3 people, cause you can take hito out of the mix since he is usually confused about EVERYTHING except SHOES. I know about 10 people at my job viewed it when I posted it, and laughed their heads off..... so once again ill say it..... Lighten the fuck up.... Dont bring and attach your personal issues to a lighthearted, innocent thread. Call a friend instead ! But geez, ya gotta admit, that Obama sure can DANCE ! And if my eyes arent playing tricks on me, it looks like Oz Liked it........so there !

Amber will be the NEW Jennifer Hudson

Geez guys, lighten the fuck up.... It has nothing to do with Health care. Its a spoof of Single Ladies by Beyonce, and since they used Obamas likeness, I "dubbed" it Obamacare. You guys better call your favorite escorts cause you need to get laid... You have NO sense of humor, period. I was hysterical, and found the portrayal clever. Now you can all gather and talk about me.......

I am into leather, but THAT is just OVERKILL. Its like you are trying too hard. Plus it looks heavy and uncomfortable....

Kree may have a good voice, but her stage presence is lacking. She seems to be a "sour-puss" and doesnt appear to be enjoying a single second of her experience. TEAM CANDICE.

Really ????

And, If You Like it than You Better Put a Ring On It...

When you think about it, we will ALL be in the Cloud one day....

Agrreed, Candice should win and make up for the Jennifer Hudson snub...... She IS the Best !

But I bet you'll be dancing in DEPENDS ????

If THATS what I'm gonna look like eatting bacon till 105........NO THANKS ! I'll just stick with eattin that OTHER meat....

You didnt expect them to be Trolls, did you ?..... but in the clips, they kinda seem self-absorbed and obnoxious.

With all due respect hito, and I do appreciate your reply and advice, but NOTHING takes the place of good HOT sex with a guy you connect with. Does going for a hike give you the same feeling you have after you orgasm ???? FUCK NO !

hito, I bet you would pop a Fierce Boner if I waved a pair of Loubatins in front of your face ?

Yes my T-level is normal. That was the first thing I though of and addressed. I am Very into suzanne somers so I did also explore hormone replacement, but docs said I didnt need it.

Wayout, when I am performing my SERVICE, I am really not thinking about myself, although in my mind I am thoroughly enjoying it, but I dont nee to get erect or cum. The pressure is when the partner wants me to get hard, and I can fully understand that. but you are rIGHT as i find I get harder faster when I dont "choke the chicken" that often.....

My bucket list has Australia on it. My partner and i were booked right before he suddenly died. And I hate traveling alone, especially to a new place SO FAR away... I wouldnt take a hire as I prefer spending quality time with people I am familiar with, and I dont hire enuf to become familiar with any guy.

My "issue" seems to be a bigger problem for my partners than for me. I great Great pleasure out of performing the service I do, and dont really care about having a boner. but it seems others think I should have one....I guess its a form of "peer" pressure. Of course I have already been to several doctors, and they have tried diff brands of medication, all with the same result. Perhaps its just TIME for MY body to shut down? On the up side, my mouth still works, I have ALL my natural teeth, and the guys seem to enjoy their time with me (at least the ones that Dont care about my bone). and yes, I do resort to cialis moreso than the V..... Thanks for all your replies and suggestions. That is why I threw out the question, I knew you guys would come thru.

Here I am, approaching 62, and I have this problem... My cock and my brain are no longer in synch. While my brain keeps telling me that I am still vital, and always incredibly horny and wanting sex, my cock does NOT respond appropriately without my little "blue and yellow" buddies in tow. I have always masturbated quite regularly (usually to porn) and have always been able to achieve and maintain a Very firm erection, but even that seems to be waning... A bit of a back-story: I was never really fast to pop a boner, even in my youth unless there was some personal attraction and comfort level. I really was never any good at one nite stands, as it was always strange for me, and the fear of the unknown and TOO much thinking persistent. Then I got a lover and we were together for 22 wonderful years when he suddenly passed away.... But during our time together, there were many, many Incredibly hard and long lasting boners..... I am also 100% ORAL, having tried anal early on on realizing it wasnt for me, so I stuck with what I Enjoyed, kissing, cock sucking and rimming, preferably I am the one performing the Services. Although I frequent the escort sites, I am not a regular patron, and only hire occassionally, when I want to give myself a treat of an Incredibly WELL HUNG guy.... .I satisfy my sexual urges at the sex clubs and other sex venues NYC still has to offer, and am often taken for a guy in my 40's, as I have treod to keep myself well preserved and in good shape, and it seems to have worked. I have no problem finding partners at these venues, BUT hear lies the rub... Of late, even if I am incredibly turned on and enjoying myself, there is NO response down below, and the guy interprets that as a sign that I am not into him or enjoying myself. I can understand that, since I too like it when a guy responds to me with a RAGING BONER..... My doctor says there is nothing medically wrong with me. Its just a culmination of AGE, and many years of medication for high blood pressure and cholesterol.... Maybe so, but it is FRUSTRATING. Of course, I can resort to my little blue and yellow buddies, but that shit gives me "hangovers and headaches, so I use it infrequently. And maybe since I am exclusively ORAL, it shouldnt bother me or be an issue, but when a guy reaches down a feels a "limp dick" when he is pulling out all the stops on you, it is embarrassing and ends that encounter rather quickly. So, with all that said, does anyone here have a similar experience, and how do you deal with it. ? My friends tell me that this is the stage of life when men become "exclusive bottoms" since their other equipment has reached its expiration date, but bottoming for me is totally "out of the question". I have always believed that the Brain is the largest sex organ and controls your responses, but my Brain is letting me down. Now what ??? Should I just "Grin and Bare it ????

Obviously self indulgent and over the top display by 2 "priviledged" gays. What I did find touching however, were their 2 kids, especially the little boy...... Some people spend their money on escorts, while others spend it on Extravagant weddings..... We certainly live in the land of Opportunity.