Suckrates

I cant think so early.....still got my pee-boner !

Now, if he REALLY looked like this photoshop version, I might give him some slack !

I was kinda shootin for some Testosterone, clearly lacking in your picks....

And for Diversity, I should have 2 Black Co-hosts !

Good for her to realize that she wasnt a good fit for the show, and to stand by her principles and leave. I have always loved Kathy, but did not love her on FP. She just seemed uncomfortable and awkward. Now, here's Grandmas dilemma..... I am a charitable person and always looking to help an underdog, in this case the dog being FP... I am crass, acerbic, judgemental, rude, loud, obnoxious, and Very knowledgeable about Fashion. Do I submit an audition tape to Melissa ? YES, I think Grandma would be PERFECT !

Annie, I knew you'd be a Cat lover......

Well Sugar, it might be time to downsize and give up the double-wide ? That's how we survive Fixed incomes.

How's Your CASH Flow ????

Neither subject is THAT Butch !

He Won't Bite !

For anyone that is keeping score, or still even cares, word on the street is that BOTH DrakerAss and Miss Stevie Escort were again both exiled by the might Oz (Daddy). Seems they once AGAIN got into their usual Role play (Draker the Bully, and Stevie the Victim) and Daddy had enough, and got out his guillotine and chopped off their heads.... Dont know how long this vacay is for, but if there are any historians here, you know BOTH will be back for Daddys entertainment REAL SOON ! Maybe we'll have them BOTH battling HERE ??? that would be fucking AWESOME !!!

The Look on their Faces is Priceless !

Why wonder, It's YOU, of course, but rest assured, you are in Very good company !

Missy, although you always try to Provoke me, honestly, I pay you no mind. No stinging goin on here. I applaud that you always try to protect the underdog Assholes here. Mama always told me, "Sucky, you cant Like everyone in life, so dont even try". I Don't Try !!!!! (and it's been workin for me).....

Cut that Meangirl shit Missy. It's NOT mean if its TRUE.

BROWN SUGAR

As long as you keep kissing my ass sugar, remember that part !

I suspect Mr SteveEscort will reappear here shortly, since he once again got into a rowe with Mr DrakerAss "over there", and once again penned a Farewell letter to the site members with all the pomp and circumstance he could muster, doing his darndest to play on the sympathy of the members, claiming he was a victim of ongoing Draker bashing. With nowhere else to park his huge Granny panties, he will no doubt once again be gracing us with his sour comments about his distaste for this site, but hell its a place to stay visible and make New enemies......... Set the timeclock.... (he may already be here) but let me be the first to welcum him back... Hey Stevie, I'm ready for ya..... But maybe this time around you can win over my sister MsAnn, and then you'll have one Fan !

I think its a BOYritto, but what is it stuffed with ?

Well I see corn and cornbread..... Too much starch at your age sugar.... You wont fit your 2-piece.

OH Annie, you like "Sizzler"..... ?

Adam, you can save on the Boys, and eat the Damn Rib Roast every week

Grandma Loves a Good Brisket with Some Pierogies and Carmelized Onions..... What's your Favorite Meal ?

But I sure hope he is giving some Torrid Tongue Baths and Hot Open handed spankings to those delicious Habana boys ? Surely he is "overdosing" on the Lushness of it all. Cant wait to hear the reviews.....

Well I live in a Jewish neighborhood, and kitten livers are not readily available. I would have to venture to Little Chinatown for those, and its just so congested there, I would rather not.... I'll just settle for some good old goose liver pate' on matzoh squares..... "There's no fucking Kitten livers in MY hood" But I sure as hell can find me some Hot mancock ! Grandma Sucky dont Play !