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Most Definitely. And you dont need to wait for your golden years.... My happiest years were with my pets. Sadly I dont have any now because I dont want the resposibility, but they will ALWAYS be your best friend, and loyal without doubt.

I can certainly understand the Reviewers pain, as I too am an older Jewish male who lost $55,000 on a loan to a friend that was NEVER repaid, and now that she is TOO gone, never will be.... But, Gone Girl is a film on my "To-see" list, and was to the bottom, but the more I hear about this film, the closer to the top of the list it gets... Although I already know the answer to the question "did Ben Affleck murder his wife", because Jon Stewart gave it away when interviewing him on his show... but I won't Divulge here ....... And, i am interested to see NPH and Tyler Perry in roles unconventional for them.....

What an accomplishment....... so much Useless Trivia........ and I have enjoyed every single fucking Scatalogical second...... I wonder WHAT his BF hito will bestow him with to commemorate this momentous feat ??? I am sure at this very moment he is knitting his little , delicate hands off. I know you didnt think it was gonna be his "mussy" ??? Come on hito, 12,000 posts deserves you READY, WILLING and LUBED !!!! (and here's a secret..... Adam ain't that BIG, so there wont be any pain)...... BUT I cant make any promises about the MESS !

When will the "kit" be available on Amazon.com ??? I'll take the XXL....

I just EAT all my leftovers COLD from the fridge....

I think your ex might have been trying to TELL you something ?

Yeah kinda, but I hope your hands will be on the wheel. I dont wanna DIE for cock !

Want company ? I can blow you while you drive !

What is touted to be the scariest, creepiest and most bizarre season of American Horror Story returns to FX this Wednesday 10/8. If the trailers are any indication, or if Clowns scare you, they aint whistling Dixie about the Creep factor. Two-headed humans, bearded ladies, lobster claw boy, 3-boob babes ..... they got it all. Are you looking forward to the New season as much as I am ? http://perezhilton.com/category/american-horror-story?from=starseeker_top_perezhilton#.VC8fd8-3JmY

That's a good sign !

Raise your Hand if you Sucked a Cock !

I Proclaim this "Nick Jonas Day "......

Its also lost all its interpersonal skills. Now, people dont even look up from their cell phones. Its destruction of the human fiber.... Are people on the way to becoming programmed "machines" ? Mon Dieu !

The one with the BIGGEST COCK

They can airbrush some abs on him to make him Purr-fect.......

My balls are always silky smooth.....

She can HAVE it !!!!!

Am enjoying it so far. I think the chemistry of the judges is the BEST since the inception of the show. Pharell and Gwen are mega-cool.. And in fact, in tonites episode, there is a hot guy in a white T-shirt on, and Gwen calls him "creamy".... He works in the office on the same floor as mine, and although we never really met, we have exchanged glances in the men's room !

Rolls ? I gotta stuff it in a "Smart car".....

I am perfectly fine with my oWN poo smell, but I have a problem with the shit smell of others, so this is a good investment for when Guests cum over. But HOW do you instruct them to use it ? "Hey in there, spray before you take a dump" !

I found MY Wedding dress..... Breathtaking..... hito, what do YOU think ????

Ex, you are right, and I do agree, but as an Entertainment, The Voice cant be beat ......

SHUT UP !!!!!!

I dont buy that bail-out. You KNOW thats an impossibility !