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  1. That would be Dahmer-grade Putin-grade level of commitment applied to troll phenomenology. But I’ll bite.
  2. My phone is scentsible enough that there’s a smell wafting up from it. If you must cling to your belief you could consider reducing sensitivity to all existing odours via auto-asphyxiation when there. You are likely to have no shortage of volunteers to supervise it.
  3. Hot House is one of the places I visited recently and updated a few months ago. will link the post …
  4. I imagine it took a second to be dubbed Shithol.
  5. Yer, but … they don’t look like prolific hosts of gonorrhea, mate. And I don’t want my mainstream to feel like pissing razor blades. So wash those HotHouse dicks ‘tween uses, pf.
  6. Double room. Two people. That’s what double means. You don’t have to be related or conjugal. Conference attendees often double up. Buddy backpackers. Sodomite fudgepackers. Newlyweds. What’s the diff?
  7. The leads are Cine Rex and Cine Iris, if either still exist. AYOR. Not my cup of tea.
  8. I am not up to speed. I understand more prevalence in São Paulo. can barely fit the sauna brothels into my schedule. Rio may still have a cinema in Central. I have swung by a few times only due to being in the area. I will take a minute to see if I can locate it. Commercial area. But it’s not an area to wander at night when deserted.
  9. There’s an outdoor cruising venue, but I cannot remember where or the name. I think the plaza, or park, or street area is a play on Portuguese words: something like “death wish” or “kamikaze”.
  10. Sucking dick for free on the spot. Good times. You pay a cover. It’s free in the dark alley behind the club. You are essentially darting your tongue deep into the poxy saliva remnants of every other punter in the place. We call this ‘clap threading’, appropriated from threading the ball in soccer/football. Or you can try to manoeuvre the sucking around the spot, or check that it’s crusted over; just the same … later attend the Free Clinic. But if it’s Lipe or João, who gives a lick?!
  11. I had a friend some 50 years ago that attended and walked up to RC communion in bare feet. The idea being that it was consistent with JC’s messaging of simplicity and humility, contrasting with the bells and whistles of priests’ (hierarchy) garb. But ewwww, fungal risks.
  12. Addendum: too late for above edit/save … In other words, I have to make my own fun. I’d have more fun without requiring additional personal effort if the overall needs of punters as a whole were to be less confining. Who doesn’t love a rock hard dick? Nobody. Who can tolerate a less than robust escort erection? Few. But life requires tolerance and adaptation wrt limits arising from many sources that are not of one’s making.
  13. Most men can have a very high number of consecutive erections of an evening. I am age 70 and I am capable of multiple erections per day. This is not unique. Just try a simple experiment. Structure hourly arousal without concluding to ejaculation, say every second day for a week within an arbitrary window of a few hours each of those days. If withholding orgasm feels too deprivational, rub one out the last iteration on the experimental days. I don’t consume sildenafil or any other brand of pharmacological type-5 phosphodiesterase inhibition. The assumption that a majority of young escorts are popping Viagra like candy is erroneous. What is likely more unique about them is that they fall into the subcategory of males possessing, for no apparent reason other than randomness, autonomous erectile potential, in contrast to other males that may depend on a greater array and degree of specifications to yield penile tumescence.
  14. … that wonder never ceases. Their survival represents that wonders never cease.
  15. Important data. Over a lot of heads though. My urologist continually pokes (tee-hee) for my attitude on ‘next steps’, to see if what he says is sufficiently sobering to shift me from ‘watch/wait’ to biopsy. My expensive 4K readout was 35% probability malignancy …. deceased men had those quantifications … many men without cancer had them (downplayed). I don’t have prostate cancer; that is unequivocal. A few weeks a year of BPH discomfort. That metric alone (35%) would have most fellows signing up for prostatectomy; which of 3 cups is the walnut under, half a Russian roulette so to speak. However, I’ve done my homework and my background is partly medsci research so I cover all the angles. He also indicates a mere 10% false negative error cohort estimate on (my) clear MRIs and claims his practice has not contained one single -ve prostate/bladder MRI in which cancer subsequently manifested. I don’t envision biopsy on my event horizon. My father, a lifetime smoker, died of metastasized prostate cancer at 87, fairly healthy and well-functioning until his last few months. My older brother, lifetime smoker, has not had one single DRE or PSA. It’s a racket of sorts, but there will always be an element of truth to the legitimacy of surveillance and intervention. We all have to manage the fine line between absolutism and ambiguity. I may eat my words one day; for now I have robust response eating dick, knock on ‘woodies’.
  16. The comprehension of male sexual function on the board is on quite a range, from pre-teen word of mouth myth level, having never developed in adulthood in spite of genital preoccupation occupying a huge proportion of male waking hours, to Board-certified sexologist clinical acumen. There is no price of admission to brothels in terms of sophistication of knowledge. I don’t think this board is a very useful repository of shared experience regarding whether an expected or hoped for escort erection or ejaculation occurred or didn’t. The majority of understanding here is very basic and predominantly wrapped up in whether what was ostensibly purchased was delivered. Satisfied or hoodwinked. These are mostly inane discussions. I can only offer a simple educational lead here and there. Many readers would rather dismiss such suggestions as pedantic than help themselves out of a very constricted view of male sexual response. They won’t get beyond bewilderment in spite of there usually being a logical answer. Additionally, some readers have a very short attention span and want to see a single correct answer to a complex question, inevitably bitching when a post is too long when the answer to a question is often best obtained by reading a popularly accepted tome, for example, a commitment of several pages and hours.
  17. You can drag a mule to The Myth of the Male Penis but you cannot get it to read it rather than drop kick it some distance from simple enlightenment.
  18. Prostitution is the oldest profession yet never particularly based on prostitute genuine subjective arousal (in spite of physical manifestations), or orgasm. Pre-Kinsey pre-DrRuth punters got this, as should we irrespective of ‘ho’ gender. Watch some summer games Athletics hurdles and some winter games figure skating. If every splatterer went home and hung up their gear having failed an arbitrary gold standard the whole enterprise would collapse. Accept the less than or equal to bronze performances that are inevitable in the context. For my part, the silver lining is that I always get off by being flexible. And I eschew the pandemic of consumer victim mentality. Ejaculations aren’t typically manipulatively withheld when often associated with access to tips and word of mouth on-site reviews. I am buying the guy and his time; he might not be capable of predicting his own ersatz sexual response cycle. The biggest inhibitor of sexual arousal is the expectation that lack thereof has deleterious consequences. That’s the heuristic of couples sex therapy in terms of comprehending the genesis of erectile or orgasmic dysfunction.
  19. On a similar note, the trade has not apparently figured out that I stick to a generous budget for the duration and that on a final trip’s attendance I throw the balance of my cash around like a drunken sailor, asking for the moon erotically and forking out more for a larger slice of it. Out with a bang, one that usually yields more whimper. But then on a given subsequent trip these indiscretions have been somewhat burned into some of their spreadsheets and pricetags.
  20. I described the tip of the iceberg and a bit of its submerged part. For a nuanced grasp, and to finesse the agenda of being up to speed in an often Fellini-esque sitch, the advice about drilling down into venues’ social media is very well-intentioned, albeit perhaps feeling somewhat laborious for a rookie. That said, I thrived and survived the brothel scene years ago with no previous orientation or Portuguese language skill. I am now among those that wisely case such sites diligently. Sometimes there is a special deal only if you know about it; ignorance of it upticks venue profit margins. It’s not a question of having a privileged ‘coupon’; it’s about holding a place to its advertised word put forward in a banner.
  21. The venues will keep an account for entrance, room, and refreshments charges. The credit card machines at 117 often do not work. You may get a look that suggests the problem is your card. I always stand my ground until they find one that functions. I never let on I have the cash to cover it. But I have the cash in the event, not occurred so far, there is an impasse. Entrance BRZ65-75ish. Rooms 40-ish for 30 minutes. They may round up to 80 if you go over 30 minutes even by a small margin for any given assignation. I often just plan 60 minutes, pay the 80 reais at check-out, and the escort a negotiated 1-hour program cash charge. You can check your tab on the reception computer prior to paying up. You pay escorts direct to them with cash. Biggest newbie mistake is to not bring enough currency bills in the event you discover you want to hook up with many more than you anticipated. Much of this is already previously described. I am more vigilant at 202 due to a house attempt this year at upcharging for a few bogus bar items because I am not an alcoholic or snacker, thinking I would not be the wiser. Ironically, they forgot a room charge for the one program that visit, so the cheating lacked expertise. Flies on them.
  22. Worked like a charm, the departure version from Colombia that is, as I leave soon to return home. I had the completed document within the system within 2 minutes of opening the application. Took a screenshot and also emailed it (pdf?) to myself. The one oddity is the drop down menu for Quebec province only had one city: Quebec, as an option to choose when prompted to enter city following nation and province.
  23. I asked to be rimmed. The response: toward, upward, downward, forward, or backward?
  24. Riobard

    Monkeypox

    Interestingly, Globe & Mail reports 2nd Imvamune dose option just released in BC, as long as 28-day interval satisfied. Not sure what other provinces will do. I have read all the published research and the updated NACI guidance; won’t pursue the 2nd dose at this time, if offered in Quebec, due to Vaccinia inoculation history and the degree of current case point prevalence. Just completed a few brothel days in Bogotá. Not much awareness of the disease and no vaxx access. Nude Sunday was interesting. Very robust COVID-related fomite sanitation, no masks. Ironically, many inhabitants plunking their bare ass on a seat with imprints of bare asses whose seating preceded. Let’s dub it ‘Domino Pox Domingo’. Disease point prevalence low in genpop but much greater in a queer baths population. And you had to pay extra admission for the option to wear any garment whatsoever!!!! The transactional massage/sex rooms, however, were well naturally lit on a sunny Sunday afternoon. Great sex in spite of assiduous avoidance of de hombre a hombre mucosal contact and grungy seediness of diminutive interaction space.
  25. I hear you. What can you reply to a troll? I can take a minute to volley bock and then just use the fly-swatter (blocking) board function. Please don’t put me in the same category as the troll. I just wanted to have a bit of fun about a misspelled heading and some members that don’t otherwise have much to contribute found it objectionable. Fuck them (not you). Some of the thread comments had already been blocked; those miscreants don’t realize their crap is only accessible to members other than me. The number is low; fortunately very few bad apples on the board. I should perhaps have greater compassion for those I essentially feel sorry for. I would piss on them if it were the only option should they be on fire. Mind you, distinct a scenario from being on fire regarding quality posts … they are far from it. And this closes out my attention to this thread I initiated. It can go to the Sandbox.
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