Riobard

One of you is Mumbo? (from Happy Feet)

Yeah because dogs in the communal park don’t break the ice, are adept at cock-blocking, and represent the only species obsessed with new ass? Get an aquarium?

Mondays, because you might discover something more worthwhile.

Reading this description I would venture to say that those of us already familiar with Juan BinBin are not at a loss for vowels.

St Moritz has announced an upcoming branch in Medellín. No details yet. Makes sense, I suppose, as Medellín does not seem to possess a venue of equivalent format.

Blue Space and Thermas Boa Vista recently seemed more like regular baths for locals to socialize among themselves, though receptionists made it clear it was gay and escort-frequented so as to ensure no surprises. TBV access from Boa Viagem was reminiscent of the longer-haul Über situation getting to Fox from Salvador west coast strip. A smattering of garotos de programa at both Recife venues but I generally was not feeling it. A very decent looking bodybuilder provider at TBV blew and edged me … all it takes is one as they say, and one visit each is non-representative … but these places probably comparatively lacklustre in longer runs. I’d been scanning ad sites as well for a long time; none had grabbed my attention. The more worthwhile sightseeing activity is Olinda but it was easily done in 4 hours thru a heatwave morning, including lunch, from arrival at the starting point I chose to packing it in to get back to the A/C in Boa Viagem. Nice enough, and I’ll later post about it in more detail, but hardly worth a side trip of the flight distance involved unless you have extended time in Brazil and wish to expand your range of travel options.

A miss, though a weekend. In a few minutes I’ll edit/add my flight and apt costs. I had maintained my Rio apt for convenience and had a longer stay discount on it anyway. Cleaning fees will often ding you as well, so often best to keep a place on a burner thru an excursion elsewhere. Azul SDU-REC BRL1500 Apt 4 nights BRL2100

What’s the world coming to that a 20-buck 3rd world gig ‘ho‘ won’t simply service obligingly without throwing at you the book or various & sundry hotel bath amenities?

Outdoors not for faint of heart past few weeks, mercury consistently veering to 30C by morning traffic rush; “feels like 35” kind of thing. Hottest in 8-year memory. I’ve been doing my beach boardwalk brisk steps at dawn in Rio or in Recife approaching sunset when the condo towers shade the Boa Viagem strip. Been doing gym resistance training on per diem $6USD basis rather than weeklies because I stagger those routines and have been moving around somewhat. Bottom line, just search academia, in whatever location and swing by one or more as they are ubiquitous. It is unlikely you would be staying within easy access to my neighbourhood. Some gyms are more flexible than others wrt time period contracts. I once requested a one-month membership and the facility tried to charge me for a year. I had mentioned that I would probably return within a one-year period block but naturally only wanted short-term contracts. The manager was fluently bilingual but my sense was he thought that there was a chance that I would not object when I saw the receipt after payment. I had foolishly entered my senha and then endured the rigamarole of a card credit. He was wrong, unless my hot trainer were to throw in a programa or two. Incidentally, the facility was small, crowded, off prime drag in a far from tony zone and evidently not hurting.

Lima see … Was it a tunnelling antipodally or flight to South America by the 5th day?

You are probably a high additional multiple factor likely to expire as the result of an Über traffic crash getting into town. Accidents, of course, can be senseless. However, what happened gives pause for its attitudinal backdrop, so not to diminish its tragedy (or over-interpret a horrible event) but your worry is relatively unfounded if following the level-headed guidance as expressed here over and over.

Unless I’m reading too much into it, an odious sexual orientation-related hate crime snuffed out a harmless 37-year old sweetheart’s life on his hard-earned well-deserved day off from diligent responsible conscientious service industry employment … in a social gathering context embracing LGBTQ+ diversity. Breaks your heart. Stop the clocks. Recent research reports suggest on average one such homicide per day in Brazil.

Unless he’s misogynistically banging the justice secretary, in which case he’s two-faced.

Name the vid Cucuta Meet Cute.

Could be a while to formally adjudicate following all submissions. Community service giving free blowies with ONE protection could be fitting, but it’s Canada. Not Magnum; it’s small claims.

I cannot link this due to paywall. Sorry if the screenshots are not in chronological order.

I may just use that at some point. Unsurprisingly he has reached out, presumably of course importuning for more business. However, I am leaving town for a while and already informed him of my travel dates during our meeting. In fact, I’d better rush lest risk flight check-in too late.

I rarely comment on transactions but this one’s too funny. Handsome 6’2” 225lb, in biz off and on about 5 yrs. Previously known. Like many of the irrefutably hotter, made the leap from group to private practice. All I ask is that nobody take it annoyingly off the point. If you want to know what costs what, ask them, or negoash blah blah blah. Me: You’ve really packed it on. I want the low cal high protein package at least once this trip and you are so far, in looks, the best candidate within weeks. ’Ho’: I continue working later, so it’s [sic: more] (meaning: premium rate for the performative capacity offset) … baby, OK? … never heard the likes of that before … …. tick tock 50 minutes … Me (slyly, admiringly, offhand): Opa! That was a huge turn on. Tasty. How often can you guys drop a load like that? ’Ho’ (not unbraggadociously): Oh, I can cum all day! ——- Where do you start? 😂

I love when they can convincingly pull off being strict.

Hope you’re not now visually compromised if that’s Western, or blind if it’s Chinese Lunar.

As you rise around this time, it’s Groundhog Day. Hope your expectations are finally met, and then again and again and again. I’m hoping for muscle worship later this year. I need them to be a bit more interactive than a blow-up or Raggedy Andy doll, and facial handsomeness is a bonus, but I could care less whether or not they are subjectively ‘into me’, be it genuinely or performative.

1 Yes. 2 Who can actually know patience and entitlement levels? 3 No However, due to the one-way configuration grid in the area drivers may be close but often need to position out of the way, that is, southwest of the pick-up point during heavy traffic when their origin might be east of it. The request signal transcends thoroughfare directionality. It is not a stretch to presume that some drivers are assortative based on the factors I outlined. One can track the area for familiarity and venture to other pick-up points, so be daring or forbearing. I say daring loosely because if it’s not raining I take the Metro. I don’t live the life bordering on absurdity that some do, involving the nanny a phone essentially serves as when out and about, having travelled abroad for decades with handwritten notes. I don’t crack open my roaming plan unless reduced to ordering Über and it costs far more than the ride itself. Lagoa BTW has a sociable entrance concierge and patio umbrella or you can wait just inside the entrance.

Probably, as you love attention while not worrying if a joke lands. It may have been on one of your better days when you may have had a breakthrough and written something semantically accurate like: ‘Have I asked if you speak and write similarly?’ Whether and if are often acceptably interchangeable but whether usually denotes an alternative and you were implicitly dismissing the alternative to your assumption none exists. However, if I am to take you at your word today I would say that my vocal cords are typically not activated as I write. I say typically because I find myself uttering “asshole” as I write this.

Yes. I just now edited a bit before timing out. Renaissance is in Jardim and walkable. Though it was an impromptu plan due to disappointment in Rio, which actually just as well fits the general impression IMO, whatever is the antonym of triumphant. 4 actions in 2 weeks. Again, not a huge deal as I need extended escape from northern winter anyway. I think, though, I may need to revise the drawing board for 2024. I wouldn’t at this point recommend Brazil, for venue-curated trade as central to the travel agenda, to anyone I knew and cared about.

Recently coming off 3 nights, 3 visits, 1 action at Lagoa in São Paulo, close to being parallel with you experientially. Tipped 1 gogo. More Renaissance made-to-order club floor breakfast omelettes than boys this trip. I’ll just come out and say it: the space blows; I didn’t as much as hoped and planned. Finally broke into garotocomlocal, grudgingly but satisfactorily. Also adaptively neutral; nothing halcyon or otherwise lasts forever.