Goober

I need to be more woke. It's obvious you're very upset over this pardon. You're hearing voices of your long dead grandfather? Your ability to post while holding back MAGA tears is commendable. I'm not empathetic to your pain. In fact, it makes me quite joyful. My bad.

Dementia donOLD looks really sick in this photo. He must have forgotten to apply his orang-a-tan makeup and conceal his turkey neck.

Porn and bankruptcy...no wonder donOLD likes him. Birds of a feather.

Yeah, when donOLD suggested injecting disinfectant would cure Covid, a lot of people said he was crazy. But not you.

Checkmate!!!

Is everyone as excited as our resident clown about the return of the monthly “Infrastructure Week”? We should celebrate the same way donOLD does during those weeks: do absolutely nothing except eat, sleep and play a little golf.

If that's what your father told you, assuming he was talking about American society as a whole and not just you and your siblings, then he was lying to you. Don't be so gullible. It will never be the case that we all have the same opportunities. DEI, though certainly not perfect, is simply a method to try to level the playing field. And I highly doubt that whether Walmart has a DEI policy or not their hiring process will change in any significant way.

Your talent for backpedaling is undeniable

So, you support DEI if the prospective employee is a veteran regardless if the veteran is as you've posted "the best qualified"? What if the veteran happens to be black, gay, female or a smelly jew?

Did you know that veterans are included in DEI hiring?

DonOLD has nominated General Keith Kellogg as Assistant to the President and Special Envoy for Ukraine and Russia. He thinks he's going to get free cereal. I think he confused Gen Kellogg with his favorite naval hero, Cap'n Crunch.

Hulk Hogan, not only a failure as a father, but an illegal drug abuser and adulterer: a great family man and fine example for Amercan youth. Easy to understand why you find him so attractive.

His parenting skills seemed lacking when his son Nick was arrested for speeding resulting in losing control of his car and causing a wreck that left his passenger, one of Nick's best friends in a permanent vegetative state. As I recall, while Nick was in jail awaiting bail, his main concern was whether or not this was going to affect the reality show he was negotiating at the time.

You've already achieved the first step by acknowledging your need for therapy. What's keeping you from pursuing it further? If you can’t afford it, I'm sure there are members on this site that would be more than willing to donate to such a worthy and much needed cause if you can keep yourself from attempting to con them.

This post exemplifies the MAGAt frustration with their inability to control what others do, even if what they do have little to no effect on them. They rejoice with glee that the election of their very own CONman may give them the power. What does your therapist say about this?

DonOLD is planning on selecting another tv personality, Yogi Bear, for Secretary of the Interior. He likes the way he performs on tv and appreciates his many years of experience while residing in Jellystone Park.

Has donOLD completely abandoned Rudy Giuliani?

No one is disagreeing with you that donOLD isn't a great conman. https://x.com/translatethings/status/1290089510215196672 "Donald Trump is living proof that a con man doesn't have to be smart if his victims are stupid enough."

DonOLD claims his tariff proposal on goods from Canada and Mexico are in retaliation to what he sees as their lack of help in controlling fentanyl crossing into the US. If donOLD really wanted to address the fentanyl problem, he should promote instituting the death penalty for fentynal users. By doing this, it would not only decrease the market for fentanyl coming into the country, it would also eliminate one of the states that's a major drain on our country, West Virginia.

As our resident clown continually points out, donOLD is very talented at identifying and inflating hot button issues and CONvincing people that he has solutions to fix them. Will his MAGAts turn on him when they realize most of his campaign promises was just blustering, and when he actually starts enacting his whack-a-mole approach to policy, their initial elation may be short lived over deporting millions of immigrants, attacking trans and gay people, and imposing tariffs on imported goods when they find these policies have little to no positive affect on their lives?

There must be a place for P Diddy in donOLD's cabinet. Or, is he overqualified?

WRONG!!!

DonOLD will now select Alina Habba for AG. He's volunteered to shave her hairy ass so she doesn't spread her fleas.

In the meantime, Gaetz will be cheerleading coach at an all-girls high school, NPHS (No Panties High School).

Why are you so angry? Did an immigrant take your job of cleaning public urinals?