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Perception matters more than reality.

I haven't watched Trophy Wife's recent press conference, but I've read the transcript (https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/2026/04/first-lady-melania-trump-statement/). Note that she only asserts claims about her association with Epstein are false, she doesn't assert that donOLD wasn't besties with Epstein, or that donOLD isn't a pedophile or that donOLD didn't r_ape young girls. Sometimes, what one doesn't say is more important than what one says.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8gj7bMS/

The citizens of Venezuela and Cuba should take note. Just like donOLD raised the hopes of the Iranian people and then left them high and dry, he'll do the same to the Venezuelans and Cubans.

Supposing the ceasefire agreement ends the US/Iran conflict, but not the Israel/Iran and Israel/Hezbollah conflicts. Will America buy this as a win for donOLD if the continued unrest causes gas to come down a bit, but still remain higher than it was before the war? And what have we gained, other than more debt, and the abandonment of the Iranian people?

Trophy Wife, donOLD and Pammy Bondi at the White House Easter Egg Hunt yesterday:

donOLD's "granddaughter," Kai, has expectations of playing on the University of Miami's women's golf team. Shouldn't Kai be required to be gender tested to verify if they qualify to play on the women's team? A Google search of "is kai trump a boy or girl" resulted in this response "identifies as an 18-year-old woman."

First, it was Kristi, now it's Pammy. I wonder if they thought donOLD selected them because of their expertise and professionalism? He always needs someone to blame, and women seem to be his first choice.

What pronouns does her husband prefer? Which public restroom does her husband use?

I'm surprised trump hasn't been pushing for Tiffany to enlist in the military. She's 32 years old, and he's been trying to get rid of her for 33 years.

Along with Barron, Tiffany Trump is 32 and Kai Trump is 18, both within the accepted military enlistment age range.

Have Barron and Tiffany enlisted in the military, yet? Are bone spurs hereditary?

Noem's new position will be the Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas. So, this made up position as well as a questionable DHS ad campaign costing $220,000,000. Where is DOGE when you need it?

Was she speaking at an event in Nashville when she was fired? Did anyone tell her mid-speech, or did they let her continue to humiliate herself?

Another trump grift: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8QoryuW

That's a sacrifice trump is willing to make; anything to distract from his name being all over the Epstein files. He might even award himself the Purple Heart in their names.

If I want to understand how a MAGAt thinks, I'll just watch a rerun of "To Catch a Predator."

I wonder if donOLD has already pardoned everyone in his administration and just not made it public. He could wait until near the end of his term, but he could kick the bucket suddenly and at any time. If they're smart, anyone in his administration should require a pardon immediately. They don't want him to die before he issues pardons for them. Without a pardon, some of them might have some criminal liability.

MAGAts were so disappointed Sunday night when they tuned into the snowflake show expecting a kid, only to find out "Kid" Rock is a 55 year old long-haired skinny white dude.

Do you think Melania ever had black d!ck? Can she claim it wasn't real s3x if it was through the back door?

Prediction: Fox "News" will report, surprisingly without evidence, that kid rock's Superbowl performance received millions more viewers than Bad Bunny's performance. If you're under 40, it's likely you have no idea who kid rock is. He used to be moderately popular about 25 years ago. Even though he was second or third choice to perform behind their first choice, relevant and banging, 83 year old lee greenwood, he's hoping this performance will resuscitate his dead career.

Though out of character, it's reported Trophy Wife keeps her clothes on in this film, but she still manages to wear her signature F#ck-Me stilettos throughout.

So, you post others' opinions because you didn't actually see it. That's hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. But you still have a chance if you hurry. If you force yourself to go by Wednesday, you can sit anywhere you want. After that, it may not be showing at your local theater. If you go, bring tissue or a hanky. It's a tearjerker; a really sad movie. SPOILER: B!tch is still alive at the end. "No hats were harmed in the making of this film"

I'll go out on a limb and predict that the "movie" will be pulled from theaters by next weekend, if not sooner. Anyone (MAGAts) who was interested in seeing it saw it this weekend. Who's gonna want to see this trainwreck twice? Trophy Wife should have showcased her talent more by including a little porn.

What is the appropriate description of Kristi Noem? Do MAGAts prefer that she be called a murderer? Or do they prefer she be called a murderess?