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It's widely reported that donOLD has increased his wealth from at least $2.2 billion to possibly over $4 billion since January 2025. Why have repugs stopped talking about Hunter Biden's paintings?

I don't know whether Mitch is dead or alive, or somewhere in between. If he's dead or just brain-dead, how difficult (or easy) would it be to keep that info private? How few people would be in on the conspiracy? Have any hospital staff provided any info (even anonymously)?

He won't respond because he can't without making himself look foolish.

He's always been pissed at Canada because of the cold weather they send us, especially those arctic blasts they send us in the winter. It gets the trumpanzees all riled up. No wonder they support him. He's gonna fix it.

Why hasn't donOLD released the list of names of fraudulent voters? It should be simple. This seems to be a bigger secret than the Epstein files.

Those massive moobs might suggest George is transitioning into Georgina.

Who's the photographer? They only took one pic?

The governor of South Carolina just announced that Ms Lindsey's sister, Darlene, will be appointed to fill the vacancy. The televised announcement showed over a dozen members of the governor's staff as well as other state officials, the only black person on the stage was Senator Tim Scott (in a state with over 25% black population). As an aside, I'm pretty sure the gov misspoke when he called Ms Lindsey "irresistable" (but it's possible they were extra close "friends").

The bimbo recently had a spawn. Does anyone know who the sperm donor is?

He should have been on PrEP

Why are so many trumpanzees that are on social media either former convicts or recovering drug addicts (or both)?

This may be satire, but I'm pretty sure it will prove to be true: "Fact Check: Did Trump say his funeral crowd would be bigger than Iranian ayatollah's?" https://l.smartnews.com/p-84PqKbss/a8vSTA

With the wonderful news of Mitch McConnell's failing health and donOLD's rapidly advancing dementia, is now a good time to buy supplies from or purchase stock in Party City?

And now, we're at war with the Islamic Republic of Japan: https://l.smartnews.com/p-84iXsWXK/2fNnCo

Someone posted on our neighborhood app that he'd received a cold call from someone telling him his AC system needed replacing and the caller's company could offer him a really good deal. He wondered if it really was a good deal. As expected, many posters responded that it was obviously a scam. One neighbor's post asked how could the OP not immediately realize the call was a scam, and then stated the OP must be a Republican. It's funny because it seems like such a likely observation. Scammers don't do this for fun. They do it to make money. Who is dumb enough to believe the scammer? Trumpanzees, of course.

The algae didn't appear until a few minutes after Melanoma skinny-dipped in the Reflecting Pool.

I notice in several 2026 trumpanzee candidates' promotional material they state they support donOLD's agenda. Does this mean they support donOLD's grifting (it's reported he's more than doubled his net worth, making billion$, since he returned to the presidency), or does it mean they want to get in on the grifting themselves? It's so confusing...

Why are so many 2026 trumpanzee candidates talking about "affordability" in their campaigns? Don't they know that's a fake word made up by the Democrats? Next thing you know, they'll be talking about "groceries."

The weather forecast for tomorrow in DC is expected to reach over 100°; perfect weather for an 80 year-old morbidly obese orange blob to give a speech to tens of trumpanzees. I just hope the orange makeup doesn't melt and run down the porker's cheeks, reminiscent of Rudy's shoe polish faux pas.

There's a silver lining to all the restaurants closing because of donOLD's failing economy. All the out of work servers can rejoice in the fact they don't have to pay income tax on the tips they never got.

Is there an intelligent MAGAt gayguides member who can offer a reasonable explanation why our Orange Man-Baby claimed the Italian Prime Minister, Giorgia Meloni, begged him to take a photo with her? How would this even come up in normal conversation?

Iran demanded $200 billion to open the Strait of Hormuz and end the war, and our "Art of the Deal" demented president negotiated they take $300 billion.

Why do MAGAts seem to go out of their way to reinforce the opinion that they're dum (or, dumb, if you're literate) as a rock?

What is trump doing now? Maybe he's working on his next book, chronicling his relationship with Melanoma: "The Old Man and the C"

Barron rang in the new year, 2026, partying with his mother and grandpa. Is that normal for a 19 year old college guy?