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I watched Friday's (5/29/2026) Real Time with Bill Maher. Former Speaker of the House, Kevin McCarthy was one of the guests. At first, I felt a bit sorry for him because he was continuously humiliated. But then I realized he probably didn't even know it. He's just too stupid to be embarrassed about how stupid he is.

Who knew Pete could dance after a drink or ten?https://www.instagram.com/reel/DY-tsq-Ekbh/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Oh, those whacky, straight Repugs. No one loves a wrestler's bulge more than Jim Jordan.

But he can tell the difference between a giraffe and an elephant.

A Google search states: Under state law, the process to verify a student's sex for sports participation involves the following steps: [1, 2] Review Official Documentation: The institution relies on the sex stated on the student's official birth certificate filed at or near the time of birth. Resolve Disputes with Medical Exams: If a student's biological sex is disputed, the college must request that the student provide a signed statement or health examination from their personal health care provider. Routine Verification: As part of the sports physical examination, a doctor verifies the student's biological sex by reviewing their reproductive anatomy, genetic makeup, or normal endogenously produced testosterone levels. I wonder if the University of Miami followed the law (the required verification process), and what is the punishment if they didn't.

Kai Trump has committed to attend the University of Miami and play on their women's golf team. Even though Kai was raised as a female, was Kai required to submit to genetic testing or provide a birth certificate to prove they are female in order to play in the team?

She's perpetually "concerned"

Perception matters more than reality.

I haven't watched Trophy Wife's recent press conference, but I've read the transcript (https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/2026/04/first-lady-melania-trump-statement/). Note that she only asserts claims about her association with Epstein are false, she doesn't assert that donOLD wasn't besties with Epstein, or that donOLD isn't a pedophile or that donOLD didn't r_ape young girls. Sometimes, what one doesn't say is more important than what one says.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8gj7bMS/

The citizens of Venezuela and Cuba should take note. Just like donOLD raised the hopes of the Iranian people and then left them high and dry, he'll do the same to the Venezuelans and Cubans.

Supposing the ceasefire agreement ends the US/Iran conflict, but not the Israel/Iran and Israel/Hezbollah conflicts. Will America buy this as a win for donOLD if the continued unrest causes gas to come down a bit, but still remain higher than it was before the war? And what have we gained, other than more debt, and the abandonment of the Iranian people?

Trophy Wife, donOLD and Pammy Bondi at the White House Easter Egg Hunt yesterday:

donOLD's "granddaughter," Kai, has expectations of playing on the University of Miami's women's golf team. Shouldn't Kai be required to be gender tested to verify if they qualify to play on the women's team? A Google search of "is kai trump a boy or girl" resulted in this response "identifies as an 18-year-old woman."

First, it was Kristi, now it's Pammy. I wonder if they thought donOLD selected them because of their expertise and professionalism? He always needs someone to blame, and women seem to be his first choice.

What pronouns does her husband prefer? Which public restroom does her husband use?

I'm surprised trump hasn't been pushing for Tiffany to enlist in the military. She's 32 years old, and he's been trying to get rid of her for 33 years.

Along with Barron, Tiffany Trump is 32 and Kai Trump is 18, both within the accepted military enlistment age range.

Have Barron and Tiffany enlisted in the military, yet? Are bone spurs hereditary?

Noem's new position will be the Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas. So, this made up position as well as a questionable DHS ad campaign costing $220,000,000. Where is DOGE when you need it?

Was she speaking at an event in Nashville when she was fired? Did anyone tell her mid-speech, or did they let her continue to humiliate herself?

Another trump grift: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8QoryuW

That's a sacrifice trump is willing to make; anything to distract from his name being all over the Epstein files. He might even award himself the Purple Heart in their names.

If I want to understand how a MAGAt thinks, I'll just watch a rerun of "To Catch a Predator."

I wonder if donOLD has already pardoned everyone in his administration and just not made it public. He could wait until near the end of his term, but he could kick the bucket suddenly and at any time. If they're smart, anyone in his administration should require a pardon immediately. They don't want him to die before he issues pardons for them. Without a pardon, some of them might have some criminal liability.