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Even though God enjoys wreaking havoc (plagues, floods, droughts, wildfires, earthquakes, etc) on planet Earth, He does a pretty good job at convincing millions and millions of people that their sole purpose in life is to worship Him, He still has a lot to learn about the art of the con. That's why donOLD's life had to be spared...for now.

Karen (Mother) Pence remained seated and did not acknowledge President-elect donOLD trump and his trophy wife, Melanoma (looking like a flying monkey from Wicked), as they approached their perches at the funeral for Jimmy Carter last week simply because donOLD tried to have Mike Pence hung. That was four long years ago. Shouldn't she forgive and forget? How long should Mother hold a grudge?

Is donOLD doing Mel's makeup now? She looked really haggard and decrepit at President Carter's funeral. Is it her awful makeup job, or maybe she's just feeling all the hate in the room directed at her and her orangutan?

"There's a New SHERIFF in Town" I thought this thread was going to be about our new president, Elon Musk, and his fumbling, incompetent sidekick, Barney Fife aka donOLD trump.

That's donOLD's new cologne fragrance: Eau de Rotten Herring inspired by donOLD's eau de toilette: Trump Dirty Diapers

There's a remote possibility that donOLD will be successful in fulfilling his many promises to his MAGAts. It's highly more likely, though, that he's going to be a total failure in making his MAGAts happy. Here's a question and answer from Quora re: immigration: Question: Is Trump already setting up a scapegoat when he fails to deport millions? Answer: You can bet your ass he is. There is NO way Trump’s handlers haven’t at least tried to impress upon him the catastrophic consequences his absurd promise to “deport millions and millions” of illegal and undocumented immigrants would have on our economy. Here’s one reason why it’s foolish to even consider: undocumented immigrants are a HUGE part of the construction workforce in this country-plasterers, concrete workers, flooring installation, landscaping, sprinkler installation, etc. Housing costs are already high (for a list of reasons NONE OF WHICH IS “BECAUSE BIDEN IS THE PRESIDENT) so if the contractors who hire these immigrants are forced to pay what American workers would likely demand, they’d be forced into passing that increase on to their customers. The same can be said for agriculture-migrants have long been the backbone, the lifeblood, of harvesting fruit and vegetables in the US. I’ve been to Salinas CA, toured the produce fields out there (I worked in foodservice sales) and while those jobs are available to anyone, I didn’t see a single white American in those fields with one exception and that guy owned the fields we were visiting. I think trumps promise to deport millions of people is akin to his “I’m gonna build a wall and Mexico is gonna pay for it” promise. I could be wrong….but I’m not.

It's reported that Gaetz has threatened to release information on other members of congress that have used public funds to pay hush money to keep their sexual predatory crimes a secret. I'm getting the Christmas spirit!!!

Gaetz sues Ethics Committee in last-minute bid to block release of report https://l.smartnews.com/p-169dP9t/lZPX2z Doesn't the findings of this investigation exonerate Gaetz? Lol

Memaw Gargoyle doesn't seem to be the kind of girl to take Jr's betrayal and her subsequent humiliation lying down; maybe doggie style or on her knees. Eventually, the fangs will come out for all to see. Can't wait!!!

He appears to be competing with Mitch McConnell for The Best Turkey Neck.

It's no surprise these brothers charged with rapes are republican. They look good on tv, so maybe donOLD can offer them a position in his administration. https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/alexander-twins-charged-with-sex-crimes-will-be-back-in-court-for-bond-status-hearing/

I think Pamela Anderson does the natural look much better. Obviously, donOLD is trying to look much older than his spry 78 years. Melania forgot to remind him to wear his tummy-tucking Spanx before he left the house, but she did help dress him in his shirt with his name tag sewed on in case he gets lost.

Give him credit. He's consistent and never strays from being told what to think. I think this may be why he rarely if ever replies to fact-based posts. Cult members often lose the ability of critical thinking. Simply repeating short, easily memorized sound bytes (such as Drill, Baby, Drill, Board the Trump Train 2025 and Make America Great Again) is certainly not a sign of a high IQ. https://study.com/learn/lesson/cult-characteristics-types-behavior.html#:~:text=A%20cult%20is%20described%20as,is%20followed%20by%20unquestioning%20believers. The word cult is defined as a system or group of people who practice excessive devotion to a figure, object, or belief system, typically following a charismatic leader.

Donald Trump Allegedly Named the 'Fattest' U.S. President in Over a Century https://www.inquisitr.com/donald-trump-allegedly-named-the-fattest-u-s-president-in-over-a-century President-elect Donald Trump's love for fast food has long captivated people, as evidenced by his obsession with pizza, burgers, Diet Coke, and fried foods frequently featured in interviews, social media, and staff memoirs. His food choices, according to observers, are a reflection of his political views as well as his tastes. Beyond the obvious health concerns—high fat, calories, and a lack of nutrients—critics have also highlighted the heavy doses of chemicals and preservatives in his meals. Adding to the buzz, a report earlier this year declared Trump the fattest U.S. president in over a century.

Now donOLD is backpedaling on his promises to fix inflation. Are MAGAts too stupid to realize they've been conned (again)??? https://l.smartnews.com/p-15frx2E/429vsy From BuzzFeed: On August 15, Trump held a press conference in New Jersey, where he had a table full of groceries beside him. "Grocery prices have skyrocketed; how can a family afford that? So, when I win, I will immediately bring prices down," Trump said. On September 23, Trump visited a grocery store in Kittanning, Pennsylvania, and paid for multiple customers' groceries. "We'll do that for you from the White House, alright?" Trump said while waving to the crowd. Here's Trump saying it loud and clear at a rally on November 4th, 2024: "A vote for Trump means your groceries will be cheaper." Even after winning the 2024 election, Trump claimed groceries were the main reason he won. "I won on groceries. A very simple word, groceries," he said in a Meet The Press interview. "I started using the word. The groceries. When you buy apples, when you buy bacon, when you buy eggs, they would double and triple the price over a short period of time." In a recent Times Magazine interview, Trump claimed that failing to bring down prices should not mean his presidency was a failure. In the interview, Trump was directly asked: "If the prices of groceries don't come down, will your presidency be a failure?" To which he responds, "I don't think so. Look, they got them up. I'd like to bring them down," Trump responded. "It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard." https://www.quora.com/ Question: Why did donald trump blatantly lie about lowering grocery prices? Answer: Because that is what voters wanted to hear. There was literally no other reason. Most politicians will bend the truth or even lie a little bit in order to get votes. Trump is among the worst examples of history of a politician that will straight up LIE repeatedly, about ANYTHING that will get voters on his side. No matter how impossible or ridiculous. People think immigration is bad? “I’m going to deport ALL the immigrants!” See also, “I’ll build a wall and make Mexico pay for it” People think China is treating us unfairly for some reason? “I’m going to tax China with tariffs!” (set aside that that’s not how it works.) People think prices are too high? “I’m going to lower prices.” People think taxes are too high? “I’m going to lower taxes.” People don’t like Obamacare? “I’m going to kill Obamacare.” People love this one without realizing that the ACA is the same thing, and they are currently using it. People don’t like the war in Ukraine? “I’m going to end the war on day one.” I could sit here and type this all day long and not run out of examples. You asked just about one of them. The list reaches to Jupiter and back. The real question you should be asking is, with all of these examples, why the hell do people still believe him? That there is a real head scratcher.

And here I thought you were ghosting me since you never responded to my acceptance of the bet you proposed. https://www.gayguides.com/forums/topic/70063-president-biden-pardons-his-son-hunter/page/3/#findComment-426027

Memaw Gargoyle would be much better suited to be ambassador to Romania where Transylvania is located.

The easy part was winning the election. The hard part is now donOLD must govern. If you think liberals are upset over the election, it's nothing like the anger MAGAts are going to have when they realize donOLD's whack-a-mole approach to policy isn't going to better their lives in any way. It's not a matter of "if", it's a matter of "when." I wonder who he's going to blame and what his excuses are going to be.

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" Memaw Gargoyle could be a real threat to donOLD and his spawn. She'd better watch her back. She could meet the same fate as Jeffrey Epstein.

According to Jr, Memaw Gargoyle is very experienced in Greek. He recommended that donOLD get her out of the country and to get her to sign an NDA, so she doesn't write a tell-all book about the MAGAt family's nefarious activities.

OK. What are the terms of the bet you're proposing?

I love it when MAGAt clowns get their soiled panties in a twist.

When you watch videos of Jordan Klepper's interviews of MAGAt clowns at donOLD's rallies, do you ever wonder if any of the crazies might be members of this forum? https://youtu.be/-9ggGv17wSc?si=YYnutw9qG2uhzhUz https://youtu.be/ez7q0QnLZAs?si=oblxW3C0f64QQWNs

He claims he pissed all over himself because he didn't want to be charged with withholding evidence.

And, as you might expect of a MAGAt, he peed in his pants while trying to walk the straight line. What a clown!!!