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smorgasbord reacted to Thefiloboy in Cairo Report (September 2026)I remember seeing people ask about Cairo here, and i’ve finally experienced it for the first time last week. So i thought i’d share my own experience.
For context, i was there for a few days (Saturday night until Wednesday morning) for work. I only had a few nights to explore outside of my scheduled meetings.
I saw somewhere a recommendation of a hammam where some guys were offered hand jobs or more. Since this place was only 20 minutes from my hotel, I went there twice (it also helps that massages are quite cheap in Cairo).
Wary that this is a sensitive topic in Egypt, i’m not going to post here the name of the place, but feel free to DM me if you are visiting soon.
The first time (Sunday night), i was assigned a hot masseur (bald but with facial hair, which i loved, and he looked super masculine), he was wearing a tshirt but i could tell he had a toned bidy, but not that tall (maybe 164cm). He massaged me quite well, and gave special attention to my glutes. I knew he was onto something because he would always ask, ‘Good massage??’ whenever he’d glide his hands through my butt crack. And every time, i’d let out a moan-ish ‘Yeah…’ so he knows i’m also up for it lol. When it was time to turn around, i noticed he kept looking at the print of my hard dick under the towel. When he would massage my upper thighs, he would lift the towel a bit more and glance at it, and would find a way for his arms (not his hands) to very teasingly brush against it. He moved above my head and started massaging my torso and, to my surprise, played with my nipples! At this point i had been giving soft moans to signal i was enjoying and that was more than willing to go wherr he wanted to take the massage lol. It was at this moment, when i was sooo turned on and bricked up, that he said ‘Give me good tip?’, to which i replied ‘For sure!’. He then reached for my dick (which was at this point already had so much pre cum lol), and jerked me off. He moved to my side to get closer to my dick, and jerked my off with one hand while the other played with my nipple. I kept looking at him and was letting out moans, but he took my hand and put it on my dick, kind of telling me to jerk off myself. I didn’t mind since i’m into nipple play and both his hands were playing with my nipples, while i jerked myself off until i came. He then made me take a shower in the en suite bathroom. I gave him a 400EGP tip in the end, and seemed happy to receive it. In total (including that tip), i spent 1200EGP which is like 20€ (talk about bang for your buck!).
The next night (Monday), i went to the same place and tried also getting a Turkish bath to see if there was anything happening in that area. Long story short — nothing happened. But still, it was quite hot to see locals in the steam bath, sauna, and pool. Some of them chatted me up, but i don’t think that kind of thing happens in that place. A twinky guy (who looked 17yo 😭) bathed me and scrubbed me down, but again, nothing happened.
When it was time for my massage, i was led to the massage rooms where a super hot and manly guy was waiting for me. I got super excited because he was very buff, tall, and handsome. Dark skinned, with nice face, and a very nice chunky body. He looked young, too. Unfortunately, though, while the massage was great, he did not show any signs that he wanted to offer a happy ending. I asked him in the end if he wanted a nice tip, but he said ‘Anything you give is enough.’ I tried to push a bit more by fixing my dick under the towel, but he would just look at me and said ‘I hope to see you again, Sir.’ I didn’t push it any further, and just thought the quality of the massage was still worth it. I gave him a 200EGP tip and he seemed happy too.
Also, funnily, i met the owner while waiting for my uber (lol) outside.
On my last night (Tuesday), i had contemplated if i wanted to go for a third time (in a row lol), but in the afternoon, a super hot 27yo athletic local hit me up on Grindr and wanted to meet at night. We ended up spending more than 3 hours together, so i wasn’t able to go anymore. Let me know if you want a rundown of what happened there.
Overall, despite pretty harsh laws and horror stories online, i still found my fair share of gay fun in Cairo. Everything is quite cheap, and the men are just hot. 100% would recommend and would come back.
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smorgasbord got a reaction from bisexysf in TunisiaI'm recently back from Morocco and just be aware that the Morocco is much more scammy generally than Tunisia.
Tunisian people are alot warmer and this also makes it easier to move the conversation along to fun.
I'm recently back from Morocco and just be aware that the Morocco is much more scammy generally than Tunisia.
Tunisian people are alot warmer and this also makes it easier to move the conversation along to fun.
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smorgasbord got a reaction from FunFifties in TunisiaI'm recently back from Morocco and just be aware that the Morocco is much more scammy generally than Tunisia.
Tunisian people are alot warmer and this also makes it easier to move the conversation along to fun.
I'm recently back from Morocco and just be aware that the Morocco is much more scammy generally than Tunisia.
Tunisian people are alot warmer and this also makes it easier to move the conversation along to fun.
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smorgasbord got a reaction from Primeone385 in Agadir Morocco Report February 2026Was recently in Agadir – they try for 200 mad but will go down to 50 mad. They were free in the steam room – especially the toned and very hung DILFs
The apps just seemed full of scammers except for a paid Spa/massage which was good.
Found locals had limited understanding of French or English. They mostly used Arabic interspersed with Berber words
I tried the souk but there was little scope for action (unless perhaps you went early in the morning or close to closing)
Had some limited success with the taxi drivers. The best was my return to the airport, guy had religious stuff on the Infotainment screen and was telling me about his wife/young family. I was in the front passenger seat and we were talking about holiday stuff (including me going for Shisha as I was too early for my flight) About halfway to the airport, I noticed he was kneading his crotch area and saw me looking. Just before the airport, he pulls into a back-road and asks if I want Shisha and when I say Yes he unzips. I go down on him, he does nothing else but grunts when shooting his load. He then zips up and proceeds to the airport as if nothing happened. Surprisingly for Morocco, he asks only for the pre-agreed price but I give him double for good service.
All in all, the Moroccans rarely smiled and frequently tried to scam on pricing or with a lack of change.
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smorgasbord got a reaction from Travellover in Agadir Morocco Report February 2026Was recently in Agadir – they try for 200 mad but will go down to 50 mad. They were free in the steam room – especially the toned and very hung DILFs
The apps just seemed full of scammers except for a paid Spa/massage which was good.
Found locals had limited understanding of French or English. They mostly used Arabic interspersed with Berber words
I tried the souk but there was little scope for action (unless perhaps you went early in the morning or close to closing)
Had some limited success with the taxi drivers. The best was my return to the airport, guy had religious stuff on the Infotainment screen and was telling me about his wife/young family. I was in the front passenger seat and we were talking about holiday stuff (including me going for Shisha as I was too early for my flight) About halfway to the airport, I noticed he was kneading his crotch area and saw me looking. Just before the airport, he pulls into a back-road and asks if I want Shisha and when I say Yes he unzips. I go down on him, he does nothing else but grunts when shooting his load. He then zips up and proceeds to the airport as if nothing happened. Surprisingly for Morocco, he asks only for the pre-agreed price but I give him double for good service.
All in all, the Moroccans rarely smiled and frequently tried to scam on pricing or with a lack of change.
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smorgasbord got a reaction from FunFifties in Agadir Morocco Report February 2026Was recently in Agadir – they try for 200 mad but will go down to 50 mad. They were free in the steam room – especially the toned and very hung DILFs
The apps just seemed full of scammers except for a paid Spa/massage which was good.
Found locals had limited understanding of French or English. They mostly used Arabic interspersed with Berber words
I tried the souk but there was little scope for action (unless perhaps you went early in the morning or close to closing)
Had some limited success with the taxi drivers. The best was my return to the airport, guy had religious stuff on the Infotainment screen and was telling me about his wife/young family. I was in the front passenger seat and we were talking about holiday stuff (including me going for Shisha as I was too early for my flight) About halfway to the airport, I noticed he was kneading his crotch area and saw me looking. Just before the airport, he pulls into a back-road and asks if I want Shisha and when I say Yes he unzips. I go down on him, he does nothing else but grunts when shooting his load. He then zips up and proceeds to the airport as if nothing happened. Surprisingly for Morocco, he asks only for the pre-agreed price but I give him double for good service.
All in all, the Moroccans rarely smiled and frequently tried to scam on pricing or with a lack of change.
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smorgasbord got a reaction from Mavica in Agadir Morocco Report February 2026Was recently in Agadir – they try for 200 mad but will go down to 50 mad. They were free in the steam room – especially the toned and very hung DILFs
The apps just seemed full of scammers except for a paid Spa/massage which was good.
Found locals had limited understanding of French or English. They mostly used Arabic interspersed with Berber words
I tried the souk but there was little scope for action (unless perhaps you went early in the morning or close to closing)
Had some limited success with the taxi drivers. The best was my return to the airport, guy had religious stuff on the Infotainment screen and was telling me about his wife/young family. I was in the front passenger seat and we were talking about holiday stuff (including me going for Shisha as I was too early for my flight) About halfway to the airport, I noticed he was kneading his crotch area and saw me looking. Just before the airport, he pulls into a back-road and asks if I want Shisha and when I say Yes he unzips. I go down on him, he does nothing else but grunts when shooting his load. He then zips up and proceeds to the airport as if nothing happened. Surprisingly for Morocco, he asks only for the pre-agreed price but I give him double for good service.
All in all, the Moroccans rarely smiled and frequently tried to scam on pricing or with a lack of change.
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smorgasbord got a reaction from whitemouse in TunisiaThere are local guys just hanging out (I'm into 20s / early 30s but there were others) and walking around.
The ones that approached me were usually looking to be a guide (so they get a cut of anything you buy) If you like the look of them, play along and they'll usually offer you themselves.
One took me to his apartment after checking his wife was at work and sneaking me in the side entrance. It was about an hour all in. Good looking, average sized but a very pleasant experience.
Another one I took up, still stayed with his family so he arranged short term accommodation (that i paid for) and I asked I pick up some local beer too. We spent a few hours in apartment together. He was fairly rough but extremely girthy and did whatever I wanted.
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smorgasbord got a reaction from whitemouse in TunisiaI'm recently back from Tunisia and It the action was definitely more limited simply by the hotel design this time. As others have said - there are cameras everywhere - so the staff need a legitimate reason to be in the room or it happens somewhere off camera. I always tip for good service anyway and that generally helps with small talk that leads to other more options.
In terms of Sousse itself, I had various options from from guys in the street, shop sellers to taxi drivers. So either there and then or they'd offer you their WhatsApp or Social media. Seemed to make zero difference if they were married or not.
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smorgasbord reacted to whitemouse in 10 valid points of North Africa sex tourismIn North Africa, we are not looking for straight guys specifically, but guys who make themselves available somehow always happen to be straight. Could be because these are Muslim nations and there are no other types of guys but straight.
I like top guys, the fact that they are straight makes everything even easier. They do everything I like and they don't do anything I don't want. Small tip, everyone is happy, it's perfect.
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smorgasbord got a reaction from whitemouse in 10 valid points of North Africa sex tourismMost local guys live at home until married then the wife moves in with them. Until married, many aren't getting much, if any action with the ladies.
Hence why they're usually rock solid but cum fast. Obviously, an 'incentive' helps seal the deal for many too.
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smorgasbord got a reaction from ganymede255 in Recent hook-up with tunisian championYes, he could actually be into bottoming. I find the local guys very fickle generally.
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smorgasbord reacted to floridarob in Riads in Marrakech 🇲🇦and that's my job 😁
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smorgasbord got a reaction from njalondon in Riads in Marrakech 🇲🇦Totally with North Africans - I've had locals all over me and then blank me and vice vera. I just go with the flow now.
As for Marrakesh itself, hotels/riads are difficult but whilst apartments are easier - lots have a guard and sometimes an entry camera too.
I'd be very selective who you bring back if they think easy money/pleasure then you might not get rid. That's not counting those with sticky fingers and scammers.
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smorgasbord got a reaction from bkkmfj2648 in 10 valid points of North Africa sex tourismMost local guys live at home until married then the wife moves in with them. Until married, many aren't getting much, if any action with the ladies.
Hence why they're usually rock solid but cum fast. Obviously, an 'incentive' helps seal the deal for many too.
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smorgasbord reacted to khaolakguy in 10 valid points of North Africa sex tourismThe power to make a straight man hard for you is an entertaining challenge and adventure. Why would it be a let down. It is sex at it's most basic and visceral.
Those days are long behind me but the memories of almost all the occasions in North Africa burn brighter than most of the couplings in Thailand.
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smorgasbord got a reaction from bkkmfj2648 in 10 valid points of North Africa sex tourismThe international standard is TND but dt is used locally too.
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smorgasbord got a reaction from floridarob in Tunisia local gays🇹🇳I personally just chatted to local guys that I found attractive in cafés, shops, bars and even a taxi driver.
If they're interested, they'll usually ask if you're married etc.
I usually say I'm visiting with friends but they're away at the moment (e.g. on a tour) as that means your not totally alone if there are any issues.
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smorgasbord got a reaction from Mavica in Tunisia local gays🇹🇳99% of the app guys will be fake/rubbish.
Which general area of Tunisia are you?
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smorgasbord got a reaction from TheBossBabyback in 10 valid points of North Africa sex tourismIt's fine as long you accept the opportunities can be random and you take basic precautions in terms of safety.
I've personally stayed in apartments and hotels with some success at both.
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smorgasbord got a reaction from khaolakguy in Best North African destination?Is that not what you said?
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smorgasbord got a reaction from floridarob in Riads in Marrakech 🇲🇦Whilst he was younger, he did some kind of apprenticeship at the EU Commission in Brussels and apparently frequented certain bar/clubs there.
He also has a long term bodyguard/friend MMA Abu Azaitar and likes to travel outside Morocco very low-key
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smorgasbord got a reaction from Mavica in Riads in Marrakech 🇲🇦Totally with North Africans - I've had locals all over me and then blank me and vice vera. I just go with the flow now.
As for Marrakesh itself, hotels/riads are difficult but whilst apartments are easier - lots have a guard and sometimes an entry camera too.
I'd be very selective who you bring back if they think easy money/pleasure then you might not get rid. That's not counting those with sticky fingers and scammers.
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smorgasbord got a reaction from tm_nyc in Riads in Marrakech 🇲🇦Totally with North Africans - I've had locals all over me and then blank me and vice vera. I just go with the flow now.
As for Marrakesh itself, hotels/riads are difficult but whilst apartments are easier - lots have a guard and sometimes an entry camera too.
I'd be very selective who you bring back if they think easy money/pleasure then you might not get rid. That's not counting those with sticky fingers and scammers.
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smorgasbord reacted to alexch in 10 valid points of North Africa sex tourismSee the list of 10 valid points of North Africa sex tourism:
01. There is no escort market
02. A guy available yesterday for a price X is no longer available today for the double price as he is engaged with family or friends or because of rainy weather
03. A chaos and delay are everywhere
04. Tons of emails in grindr mean guys are desperate to find an easy victim and has nothing to do with hot sex
05. A guy that is explicitly offering u sex is either a complete zero or an owner of a small and soft dick or looking to rob u u or simply drink your whiskey and nothing more
06. The best fuckers are stupid uneducated country side guys that barely speak any foreign language or Arabs on vacation in another Arab country
07. Wrong selection of an appartement might trigger your immediate and rude departure initiated by an owner
08. Quality of everything is very difficult to find (dental service, cleaning, nice appartement, sex, etc)
09. A guy who was nice , polite and hot might rob u next time
10. Owners of a big dick don't ussualy have a body, great body owners are't hot in bed , have a small dick, educated guys aren't ussualy hot and masculine