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great another dick no one wants. LMAO

I hope we will be able to elect many Democrats into the house and senate . But I was happy to see Lula win. the idea of right wing zealots loosing was awesome.

@macaroni21 1st let me state that I love your writing style. It made learning new things based of my question both enlightning and entertaining. Yes you are absolutley correct that I am an American. I would like to state that I am not the half of Americans that voted for that Orange baboon thats in office. So that there may context that I do indeed (even though from time to time ask dumb question) have a fully functional working brain. Also please explain the ELK in america vs Europe because if I look it up. IT will not be nearly as a good read. Also won't have the context either. But now that thats out the way. From things I have read here on the forums and in books and in other places. I could only assume sadly that it was the same style bar as it is in other places. Which now that I think of it was a terrible assumption. And as my 3rd grade teacher Mrs Richmond would say Look at the word assume and break it down in its parts theres U, Me, and a Ass Jesus rode in on on Palm Sunday. And when you make those assumption dear you become a beast of burden to others. LMAO she was a delightful fat lady that looked like Mrs. Claus. Aslo I would like to state that i have been wonderfully scared by public television other wise known as PBS and the BBC. Which the term BBC is usually a loaded word in this forum. But since we are not in the africa forum. It should be clear I mean British Broad Casting. Have watched many a show from Keeping up Appearances to Are You Being served . So some wonderful phrases I do know. However that still doesn't excuse my level of ignorance. For that if I offended you or anyone eles in the forum I do apologize. But the only way one learns is either by doing or asking. So thats why I ask. So that way I do not present myself and ruin wonderful spaces for anyone when I do eventually go other places. Because I do not want to be the reason any punter cant go some where. (plus please do remember to explain the ELk thing cause I am intrigued more than I should be). I agree with all your points once again I made the mistake of assuming " Why one would not want to pay". I never assumed that the dick connected to the person could be less desirable. Obviously my mind went with naked + dick + ass out = fun. But it is true sometime a pretty face plus body with a stank as fuck attitude ruins the experience. Second point there are some guys no matter the region will think " well he didn't want that guy but my dick is better " Which has happened to me in Rio. Which I politely tell them. I did not say no to him because of his dick. I said no because he would not take mine . Before these edibles take over completely. I also want to point out that the gratuity of what a 100 baht is in terms to how much a tip was more about these are working guys. Who expose there bodies to us for our enjoyment. So what is $3 dollars. But once again I made the assumption of being cheap ( you can see how this burdensome ) and not being considerate. But I whole heartedly agree that value should be given both ways as a means of exchange. I most certainly would not pay money for a bad meal. I definitely would not tip for it either. Also now when I go to either Thailand or the Philipines in 2028. As much as I try to find out about culture from friends , books, and Youtube. There is still so much to learn. Especially when ones intent is to enjoy a vacation, get there rocks off, and to be remembered well. You along with other great sages like @Novarunner @floridarob @Latbear4blk I would not have survived and such an enjoyable experience as I have had in Rio. Also for any spelling errors let me take the assumption out. I have had a shot of tequilla and a delicious gummy. It can only get worse from here. But also on another point my tour guide pointed out. That from his perspective that I like to take Uber Black alot. ( wow that sounds like a start to a dirty joke). I did not want to say well one my right knee makes getting in and out of smaller vehicles irritation. Also I not skinny and young. I am in my 40's and look accordingly to my age and height. Which is basically a long way of saying plump from the chest down. Thankfully I do not have cankles . But most americans fall into two categories tip or don't tip. I do not think anyone unless its a pissing contest. Wants to spend more for anything. But If I am being honest sometimes the convenience of paying is more about being left alone to enjoy than it is about wasting money. For example I would still take uber in rio and other countries because I get to talk to people. Which gives me the opportunity to learn and make friends. I would have teslas cybercabs for two reasons. 1 no one to talk to. 2 sometime a cute guy is willing to fool around. Which happened when a guy asked my how my night went and I said i didn't find a guy with a cute ass that can suck dick well. I then said if they looked as handsome as you. I would of spent some money. Which made for a nice 40 minute ride cause I got some head, some ass on a side street in Rio. Which is why I get uber black. But anyway I need to sleep and relax before work in the morning. I wish you all well and once again please explain the Elk thing.

I have never been to this area of the world. So I am asking this question based off of strippers in America. If there are a bunch of performers on stage stripping. They come by from time to time for dollars you put in the G-string. What I am not understanding is why based on the exchange rate is 100 baht which is like a little under 3 dollars is such a big deal. Because no one has said anything about a program where you go toa back room and fuck the guy. Which cost what regularly? It also seems that if you do not want to tip. Someone who has danced, twerked and been spread eagle on stage. Then should you be sitting at the back of the venue or near the bathrooms so you can conveniently disappear to reappear in your seat. That way if the guy you like sits with you and you fondle him you atleast get your moneys worth. I only ask because this doesn't seem to be a thing in Brasil saunas where I have been. That way

All i know is my fat ass would have to be really in love for me not to question what is this or that when it comes to food. I got food poisoning one time from eating authentic japanese food. After that if something looks weird it brings that memory back and puts me right off eating. In Fact it will make me dry heave without eating. I guess the good in that situation is I loose weight. LMAO

Why did I think of Richard Simmons when I read this. GOD !!!!!

Maybe I am being optimistic but I would disagree. Reason is that yes the internet gives them more access to clients that may be willing to pay that amount. They may be even able to find someone who will fly them out some where. But its still the quickest way for most of the guys to get quick cash in one place. That will be the draw for those who have no other source of income. Most of these guys have phones. But not computers to post and edit videos like some of the porn studios. Plus I have not read anywhere on this forum. In any country where one any one wrote that they went to a street in blank city and walked or drove pass guys selling themselves in this forum or any website. I don't know of any place in Brasil where that takes place. And I bet it does. But when the guys quoted me 400 or 600 the equivalent of 80 to 100 dollars give or take on the exchange rate at the time. I said it was too much and I pay usually 200 maybe 250. They accepted it. Cause they want to make money, to pay bills, eat and have a roof over there heads, and have fun.

facts i hate the flights key word flights. from california and I am in san jose. I have to fly out from san francisco because its the least expensive option.

Some are even translated by youtube.

I would do some research in the forum or on youtube about the places you want to visit. People have this idea that places like DR, Brazil, Egypt are dangerous. Because of an event that happened. I have two friends who went to Brazil before I did. Both got robbed. However they were also in parts of the city most tourist don't go and times of night. Its all about common sense and knowing your surroundings. I for one have been to brazil I have gone 4 times and come back home safe sound and well drained. If I believed what people told me. I would have never gone.

i for one can't wait to hear about this sidequest. I hope you spend a little time letting us know about some hot bottoms you meet. Unless your just going to stretch and exercise your throat. But either way I can not wait to read what is going down.

When I saw him wrapped in that towel from behind. I forgot about the guy I hadn't seen in a year that is also good looking and talented. The two older Americans sitting at my table. Whom I wish I got there contact numbers. Because they were freaking hilarious. Wanted all the details that happened while i was in the room. They both wanted him. But failed to get him cause he went to the bathroom and another guy swooped him up. The kid gave me complimentary blowjob in the bathroom before i left. Cause he was rubbing on my dick while i was sitting eating some chicken. I told him i didn't think i could do a round two. But put some alcohol and wala someone rises to the occasion. But when he took that towel off. I was like and like cause I definitely was looking like this

Yes yes we are.

Yes he is a very fun. I found him at the Club 117. The pictures really do not do him justice. He is a vibe in person. But I choose him for that ass. its nice and tight. His beard tickles in the best way when he is sucking you off licking your balls. I booked him two times. Went out to eat with him in Ipanema during the World Cup Games at a Chinese restaurant. Fucked slept and fucked again. You cannot go wrong with him. Did i mention he is a great bottom ? excuse my suit case in the picture.

Next year as I like to plan trips as far in advance as I can. I have found a Airbnb in Lapa Hosted by this guy Carlos Eduardo. It will be my 1st time staying there. I wanted to be closer to 117. From this Airbnb its about a 15 minute walk. But lets be real I doubt I will be walking. So a quick uber there and back with or without a garato lol. But anyway the guy said I can have guest over. Here is the listing I will be staying at in April of next year. https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/1140699047548105080?guests=1&adults=1&s=67&unique_share_id=a9489351-d897-48f6-afc6-17d619b250be