August 19, 201412 yr W.C Fields (1880-1946): 'Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.'
August 19, 201412 yr Dorothy Parker (1893-1967): 'If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.'
August 19, 201412 yr Bob Newhart ( September 5, 1929-): 'I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.
August 19, 201412 yr Bob Hope (1903-2003): I remember my staff asking me when I was going to retire. I said when I could no longer hear the sound of laughter. He said: "That never stopped you before".
August 19, 201412 yr Ambrose Bierce, author of The Devil's Dictionary (1842-1913): 'War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.'
August 19, 201412 yr Active Members If at first you don't succeed, Don't take up skydiving. Best regards, RA1
August 19, 201412 yr Active Members What MsGuy's urchins get up to when left unwatched. Said by the guy who posts a drawing of a 4 year old boy's blue painted ass hanging out of his jammies.
August 19, 201412 yr Said by the guy who posts a drawing of a 4 year old boy's blue painted ass hanging out of his jammies. Prefer this one instead? http://justinbieberunderwear.tumblr.com/
August 19, 201412 yr Said by the guy who posts a drawing of a 4 year old boy's blue painted ass hanging out of his jammies. P.S. Said by the guy who noticed such a detail.
August 19, 201412 yr Active Members Are we assuming the kid is a boy because his jammies and butt are blue? I never wore red jammies which could have matched my red ass but who knew? Best regards, RA1
August 19, 201412 yr WE are not assuming anything. As to what MsGuy may be assuming, we would not dare to hazard a guess.
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