February 17, 201412 yr Here's a Jay Dean joke especially picked for Adam Smith: It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Eileen was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do her stuff. As the Amazing Eileen took to the stage, she announced, “Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.” The excitement was almost electric as the Amazing Eileen withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from her coat. “I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It’s a very special watch. Its been in my family for six generations.” She began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, “Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch…. ” The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist’s fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. “CRAP ” said the hypnotist. It took three weeks to clean up the theatre.
February 17, 201412 yr Active Members Too messy. She should take the watch for repair. Did her shoes get dirty? Where is my Prince? I hope my Prince wasn't in the audience but I will wait for him if he was there.* *Saving Hito from having to post a response.
February 17, 201412 yr Too messy. She should take the watch for repair. Did her shoes get dirty? Where is my Prince? I hope my Prince wasn't in the audience but I will wait for him if he was there.* Careful it doesn't get stuck that way!
February 18, 201412 yr http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C90uhvXW1KM&feature=youtube_gdata_player&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DC90uhvXW1KM%26feature%3Dyoutube_gdata_player
February 19, 201412 yr Active Members Guess who's been binge reading gay webcomic strips until the rasterburn fried his retinas. Just for clarity, Fox (right) is a risk-taking twenty something twink bi and the guy he's talking to is Nyarlthehotep (left), priest/messenger of the blind idiot god Azathoth. Oh, and a toaster-Mac is just what it sounds like. I wonder if he means to resurrect sassy early 1970's Julia or hunched over, slightly senile 1990's Julia? As for Barbara, not sure if it would make much difference.
February 19, 201412 yr This one? (They really did send this out one year.) P.S. "Nyarlathotep." The consequences of pronunciation and nomenclature errors in Lovecraft's cosmos can be dire!
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