Apologies in advance for the topic (and to Oldaddy for stepping into his area of expertise), but I need to know if this is normal or if I somehow trigger an uncontrollable need to take a dump.

Twice in the past week, during completely clean, non-sexual massages, the masseurs have paused midway to do their business. I’m certain of it because they took long enough for it to be more than a quick rinse, I heard the bidet hose in action, and the toilet seat, which had been up when the massage started, was down when they returned.

I’m not angry or anything, but I do feel a bit unsettled. That toilet is meant for my use during the session, yet they marked their territory without hesitation. And let’s be real, those minutes spent on their personal matters were not added to my massage time.

So now I have questions. Has anyone else had this happen? Do I give off some kind of bowel-relaxing energy? Is there an acupressure point on my back that doubles as a laxative? Or do I just need to start requesting masseurs with stronger self-control?

Perhaps they are preparing for any extra services you might be interested in.

1 minute ago, roughjock said:

Perhaps they are preparing for any extra services you might be interested in.

No, they were non-sexual spas and not even the slightest hint of that being possible. 

Just got out of the washroom- confirmed, it’s you. Mods, change his name to Exlax.

Maybe they found you really sexy

I'm wondering if all that was decorum to create pretext to check the latest on their media, they could miss their friends, after 20 minutes of not chatting. 

That brings bit of sensitive hygienic issue. I my opinion just hosing down is not enough and few times I actually asked them to take proper, soaped shower. 

While I understand call of nature I consider breaks of such nature during massages and short time sessions bad manners and usually have 2nd thought about repeating. 

21 minutes ago, vinapu said:

I'm wondering if all that was decorum to create pretext to check the latest on their media, they could miss their friends, after 20 minutes of not chatting. 

That brings bit of sensitive hygienic issue. I my opinion just hosing down is not enough and few times I actually asked them to take proper, soaped shower. 

While I understand call of nature I consider breaks of such nature during massages and short time sessions bad manners and usually have 2nd thought about repeating. 

What’s interesting is the first one happened 15 minutes before the end while the second one happened 25-30 minutes before the end. So if it was to check social media, they were able to hold it in for quite some time. And I agree with you, I hope they used soap. 

18 minutes ago, Pantherz said:

What’s interesting is the first one happened 15 minutes before the end while the second one happened 25-30 minutes before the end. So if it was to check social media, they were able to hold it in for quite some time. And I agree with you, I hope they used soap. 

If boy says he needs to go to toilet I pay attention if he is taking his phone. If he does, invariably I tell him he doesn't need it there. 

9 hours ago, roughjock said:

Perhaps they are preparing for any extra services you might be interested in.

when I used to top...I hated when the bottom would take a poop just prior to sex....nope, nope....

21 hours ago, vinapu said:

If boy says he needs to go to toilet I pay attention if he is taking his phone. If he does, invariably I tell him he doesn't need it there. 

Telling someone under the age of 40 to leave their phone behind when taking a dump will probably result in chaotic laughter and/or murder.

2 hours ago, roughjock said:

Telling someone under the age of 40 to leave their phone behind when taking a dump will probably result in chaotic laughter and/or murder.

Not quite as I do it every time I notice boy takes his, phone with him and last time I checked I was very much alive. If he laughed at me then certainly I'd be waiting, fully dressed, for him to hand him his tip and open door  wide inviting him to check corridor.