Members Riobard Posted Friday at 10:11 PM Members Posted Friday at 10:11 PM I’ve been several times this year but haven’t booked a programa in a very long time, since the late 20teens in fact, as I rarely find what’s on offer a good match. One of the refreshments servers did somewhat surprisingly whisper in my ear the option of a ‘massage with milk’ which I took to be a new personally delivered signature cocktail with a dairy component, unless he was proxy hustling for “T” the massage therapist about whom I was already quite familiar and seemed to be already engaged with a customer. Instead I went with a transplanted 117 acompanhante and was arbitrarily assigned the new rather nicely appointed upgrade “master suite”. It showed as 100 reais on my checkout tab. It’s nice to have the fitted sheet actually adhere to the mattress rather than end up as a rolled up bundle by the end of the routine. Barely shown is the curved love bench. No sling, but hanging by chandelier optional. [Vid 60 seconds.] My Movie 33.mov Quote
floridarob Posted Saturday at 02:34 AM Posted Saturday at 02:34 AM I posted this the other day... was told price was going to be 200 reis, maybe testing the waters to see if it's popular or were you there on free cabin night? Quote
Members Riobard Posted Saturday at 08:06 AM Author Members Posted Saturday at 08:06 AM I don’t know what reis are unless a vamp is referring to the old cruzeiro, a more apt name for brothel use anyway. Because I prefer to not live in a world of absurdity and JB’s ambiguous sliding scales exacerbate such, my foremost agenda Copacabana-wise is to infrequently attend 202 when it’s convenient for my schedule, disregarding venue prices, etc, and it was 100 reais. In contrast, Hotel Alameida is 200 for a top grade 4-hour room and includes indoor parking for your visiting booked trick; 117 is free Tuesdays as is well known, and the current suite promotion on Wednesdays is 50 but only if paid by cash. I was discounted there 86 reais on a recent Wednesday by paying cash for entrance, massage with Felipe P, and one suite use with an extremely attractive out-of-town uni student that really stood out from the small contingent of seasoned regulars breaking their boredom and evident lack of paid action watching the interactive show in the darkened central bar, happy to be spirited away for some cash for his next professional degree semester. Supporting the axiom ‘all it takes is one’ on an otherwise poorly attended evening. Quote
floridarob Posted Saturday at 09:05 AM Posted Saturday at 09:05 AM You don't know what a misspelling was... many of us don't understand what you ever write.... so, I asked AI to translate your post into English... @TotallyOz maybe a future feature of the site.... ?? I’m not sure what “reis” means, maybe it’s a mistake for the old Brazilian money “cruzeiro,” which fits better for a brothel anyway. I don’t like confusion, and JB’s unclear prices make it worse, so my plan for Copacabana is to visit the 202 sauna only when it works for me, not worrying about the cost, which was 100 reais last time. Hotel Alameida costs 200 reais for a nice 4-hour room with parking for a guest. Room 117 is free on Tuesdays, and there’s a Wednesday deal for 50 reais if you pay cash. Last Wednesday, I paid 86 reais in cash for entry, a massage with Felipe P, and a suite with a good-looking university student from out of town. He was better than the bored regulars watching the show in the dark bar, who weren’t getting much action. He left with me for some cash for his studies, showing that one good find can make a slow night worth it. Mavica, Latbear4blk and Riobard 1 1 1 Quote
Members Riobard Posted Saturday at 01:05 PM Author Members Posted Saturday at 01:05 PM AI rewording as a new proposed feature? … When there’s always somebody here on call around the clock daily repetitively sucking all the oxygen out of the chatroom? Translate that. Quote
Members Riobard Posted Saturday at 02:31 PM Author Members Posted Saturday at 02:31 PM 5 hours ago, floridarob said: Hotel Alameida costs 200 reais for a nice 4-hour room with parking for a guest. Room 117 is free on Tuesdays, Better let Monik know that your flimsy attempt at humour has yielded a renumbering of the private rooms, or is that the dank corner of the basement where AI has described trolls hovering and pouring over rent control legal precedents? —— Yawn … back to real life of summer holidays Part 2. Quote
floridarob Posted Saturday at 04:32 PM Posted Saturday at 04:32 PM 1 hour ago, Riobard said: Better let Monik know that your flimsy attempt at humour has yielded a renumbering of the private rooms, or is that the dank corner of the basement where AI has described trolls hovering and pouring over rent control legal precedents? —— Yawn … back to real life of summer holidays Part 2. 8 hours ago, Riobard said: In contrast, Hotel Alameida is 200 for a top grade 4-hour room and includes indoor parking for your visiting booked trick; 117 is free Tuesdays as is well known, and the current suite promotion on Wednesdays is 50 but only if paid by cash. I was discounted there 86 reais on a recent Wednesday by paying cash for entrance, massage with Felipe P, and one suite use with an extremely attractive out-of-town uni student that really stood out from the small contingent of seasoned regulars breaking their boredom and evident lack of paid action watching the interactive show in the darkened central bar, happy to be spirited away for some cash for his next professional degree semester. Supporting the axiom ‘all it takes is one’ on an otherwise poorly attended evening. Was your quote, not mine .... 3 hours ago, Riobard said: AI rewording as a new proposed feature? … When there’s always somebody here on call around the clock daily repetitively sucking all the oxygen out of the chatroom? Translate that. Came back translated "Riobard" Mavica and Riobard 1 1 Quote
Members Riobard Posted 20 hours ago Author Members Posted 20 hours ago On 8/2/2025 at 12:32 PM, floridarob said: Was your quote, not mine .... So full of it. Is your business Lies’R’Us? Where did I ever quote a room number for you to plunk into the trash-yielding GPT app you desperately utilize to try to come up with new material? If you are going to lazily rely on AI I suggest you be the one to tell the difference between a club name and a room number. Like … if you’re street bldg # in Consolação is 80 I wonder how you’ll effectively find your way dragging a poor victimized “kid” to your lodgings while you both get stalled pointing fingers at every innocent soul on your route that falls into your “weird” category, a category that sounds bottomless and a true projection of your own presentation. PeterRS 1 Quote
Members Riobard Posted 20 hours ago Author Members Posted 20 hours ago On 8/1/2025 at 10:34 PM, floridarob said: I posted this the other day... was told price was going to be 200 reis, maybe testing the waters to see if it's popular or were you there on free cabin night? That’s what a brothel skinflint lives for, so why wouldn’t you have noticed everybody else on whom you obnoxiously pass judgement? Or were you too caught up in your Google spreadSheets tablet tasks anxiously canvassing everyone’s payment processes? And pretending Mineiro doesn’t exist in order to avoidantly weasel out of tipping? 😆 PeterRS 1 Quote