[Wells Fargo Sucks]

So i called up Wells Fargo and was like "Umm, it's been 10 days, where is my debit card?"

Then they said they'd cancel the debit card they sent out and would send a new one via "two business day expedited shipping."

Not sure why it wasn't sent out that way in the first place or whenever it will get here.

I'm gonna have to become a boytoy soon just to pay for meals.

[How Long Does It Take Mail To Get From The US To France?]

I'm not sure, but I'd sure as fuck find out if I had a phone.

[500 Myanmar patients try to flee field hospital during power outage]

Well I'd try to escape too.

[The Super-Rich Are Choosing Singapore as the World’s Safest Haven]

I'd still be worried.

"he's gay. take all his money" doesn't sound inplausible.

[How Long Does It Take Mail To Get From The US To France?]

This is not giving me warm feelings

 

[Friends: The Reunion]

none of the girls age well at all.

neither does the show

[How Long Does It Take Mail To Get From The US To France?]

My bank would support it if I had a phone.

With my phone stolen I'm sort of out of luck

[How Long Does It Take Mail To Get From The US To France?]

well that's me super fucked then!

[How Long Does It Take Mail To Get From The US To France?]

I was mugged eight days ago. Called my bank. They said they were sending me my cards. Got an email they had sent my cards.

My cards have not shown up yet and I'm getting to the bottom of my emergency cash stash.

Anyone know how long mail from the US to France takes?

[CNN gives Rick Santorum the boot.]

Imagine santorum leaking santorum?

[The Super-Rich Are Choosing Singapore as the World’s Safest Haven]

Thing is Singapore's government can clamp down at any time and seize all your money. I'd be wary of staying there.

[CNN gives Rick Santorum the boot.]

I wish a gay sex tape with him in it would leak.

[Been Posting Under My Cat's Facebook]

yeah. i really am not in the mood to see girls in lingerie. is that awful?

[CNN gives Rick Santorum the boot.]

that's true as well

[What Happens When You Power Up A Nearly 10 Year Old Phone]

While waiting for my new phone to arrive I found my old phone and figured I could power it up and  use it until my new phone arrives.

Turns out I can't because it needs so many updates.

Ever since I powered it up though it's been updating. And every time it completes an update it makes a happy little chirp.

There are still over 100 updates to go but it makes me smile every time I hear that sound.

It's like my phone is going "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can."

[Been Posting Under My Cat's Facebook]

Now since my cat is a girl you'd think I'd get ads with shirtless guys in it.

But no, it's still a string of lingerie models.

Facebook is weird.

[CNN gives Rick Santorum the boot.]

Fox's ratings are droppping so that doesn't worry me too much.

[Life Without A Phone Is Werid]

and there's nothing wrong with that!

It's what people do!

[CNN gives Rick Santorum the boot.]

I mean the thing is Rick is named after anal discharge.

What else do you need to say?

[CNN gives Rick Santorum the boot.]

he's a total dickbag

 

[More Sexual Or Less Sexual After Lockdown?]

I thought that everyone would be more sexual.

But have found them less sexual?

Maybe that's just because I look like shit after getting mugged.   

[Life Without A Phone Is Werid]

well unless you are insane

[Finished Village]

And I can say honestly that it is the best game ever.

If you are a gamer you have to try it.

[Life Without A Phone Is Werid]

yeah. I really like sitting in a cafe with my phone goissping with people on facebook about the people walking by

[Halston Is Amazing]

I saw her in Gossip Girl and she was amazing