SonofWind

They're spinning tales about bypassing that pesky waiting period, but it's all bollocks. Not a chance in hell they can do that. So if you hear about sites like UK-renewpassport.net promising to expedite things, steer clear! They're just trying to part you from your hard-earned quid. Also, you might want to check out this how to get a fake ID website. They have some solid options there.

A friend told me that I would be impressed in Pattaya, but then I was sick

Yeah, heard about this nasty scam floating about. It's a right old muddle, ain't it? Some lowlifes are getting clever, capitalizing on the passport delays due to the strikes back home.