Rockhard Rejected By ABC Studios To Replace Star Jones:

[TotallyOz]

>He made derogatory comments about OZ on HB's site simply

>because he didn't agree with him. As you point out he made a

>demand for Barry to resign as moderator at HB's forum.

I remember when my grandfather died. I come from a very close family. We all got along and had a great time with each other. Then, the death. The hurt feelings. The anger. The sadness. Things were said and done that would never have been imagined before. The will left things even worst off for all concerned. There was big money involved. (For us poor SWTPT)

The family split. Many did not talk to others for months, and then years. This was over 22 years ago. I still have not seen part of my family in over 20 years. All of this over a few thousand dollars.

When things like death occur, you say and do things you normally would not do. While Hoo was not family to all, he was like family to all the frequented his board. After his death, things were said and done that were not nice. As adults, it is time to move forward. I have no anger at all toward Lucky or BigGuy or anyone else that made comments that were not nice. The past is behind us. LEAVE it there! Move on. Perhaps, you all will find a way to have a better time with life.

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Rockhard Rejected By ABC To Replace Star Jones:

Story by: Ura Sickshite

August 10, 2006

New York-New York

It is being reported by the New York Post today that ABC Studios, prior to offering Star Jones’ seat on “The View” to Rosie O’Donnell; Rejected Rockhard’s (also known in the aging Broadway theatrical community of understudies as, “Rockhard Rickles”) audition performance, due to an unrivaled and perceived arrogance of self worth by the producers of his character, and, the inability for the camera crew to find any camera angle, from no less than four cameras, to record a facial image that wouldn’t resemble Star Jones’ pre-surgical ass. With all due respect and accommodation to the ABC camera crew, they did everything imaginable to salvage this audition, including and up to pulling their camera shots back as far as possible, within the studio. Cleveland ended up being just too far away.

When asked about how something this embarrassing could happen at ABC Studios in New York, New York, Barbara Walters responded with; “Look, we received his Bio and resume pictures like we receive everyone else’s. We called him in for a studio audition as we thought that a young, good looking, feminine type gay man might be the way to go this time. Little did we know at that time, that his pictures were 35 years old and 75 pounds earlier. Additionally, the credits listed on his resume were not even close to being factual. Singing and dancing for children at Chucky Cheese Restaurants on weekends and doing voice over work for Harvey Fierstein, when he was ill, coupled with being a “secret shopper” at Macy’s during the holidays, who was subsequently picked up for shoplifting during his “secret shopper” duties, were not exactly the qualifications we were looking for, at “The View.” Walters then also indicated privately that Rockhard Rickles had numerous misdemeanor convictions in his past for impersonating important television executives in the TV and movie entertainment industry, in and around town. When asked if ABC would be pursuing fraud charges against Rickles, Walters could only snicker, and mutter under her breath, “How could you possibly sue anyone who leaves Sear’s polyester, boxer style underwear behind in their dressing room?”

And in an unrelated story…. The Post also reports that Rockhard Rickles and a West Coast gay male escort by the name of Scott Adler were seen boarding an Air France jet together earlier this afternoon at JFK. Customs officials are reported to have overheard the prostitute as saying “Finally Rocky, a cruise and a partner I can enjoy onboard a ship without having to be identified, intimidated and challenged by people of my own age. Rocky, let’s rock!”

Stayed tuned to this ABC channel for developing situations and sudden family illnesses that might once again, abort this couple or God forbid the prostitute from sailing……….