AdamSmith

A shock; one of the first greats of his generation to go. RIP http://www.theguardian.com/music/live/2016/jan/11/david-bowie-dies-of-cancer-aged-69-reports

Happy new year Grandma! ...POP MY CORK...

GO WILD!!!

With the bottomless well of great posts here having frequently caused many of us to use up our LIKEs for the day before lunchtime, here is a solution we can all copy-and-paste without limit...

Lemme work up to it.

Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!" A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to. Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's YOUR mum, is it?" Courtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedia.org/sex-and-shit/incest#ixzz3w6g7iTsy

My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?" Courtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedia.org/sex-and-shit/incest/my-daughter-has-reached-that-age-where-she-is-asking-65552#ixzz3w6fdL67s

Imagine how THAT number would get inflated.

Aha! I was going from memory. Apparently the real quote is: "Any change, at any time, for any reason, is to be deplored." The Duke of Cambridge (late 1800s) http://www.sermonsearch.com/sermon-illustrations/628/change-is-deplorable/

I heard that quote in a TV bio of David Souter after he was installed on the Supreme Court. One of his former law partners said it was Souter's motto.

"Any change, of any kind, in any thing is to be deplored." The Earl of Cambridge