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The MAGA seals will clap in unison that the "brilliant" negotiator, Orange Pedo, has played 5D chess. Nothing is further from the truth. An emboldened Iran is now more hardline than ever, and any "deal" is because OP knows that if he attacked Iran again, they'd unleash their missiles (70% still exist with more being manufactured daily) on the entire Middle East oil and gas infrastructure. They'll also take out the fiber and communication cables in the Persian Gulf. This is what Iran has explicitly told OP in the past few weeks. For a corrupt president, who says the gulf "is not important to us," it's a fatal blow that shows once again he could never get a better deal than Obama. And now we are exposed as a weak military and laughing stock.

BiBi will never go along with it.

Trump rushed to White House briefing room. All remaining pressers for the day cancelled. Bitcoin dumping. https://x.com/TicTocTick/status/2057991395139580353?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^2057991395139580353|twgr^ef0065f64fd96412219e49b754ab89e466e6f366|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fcitizenwatchreport.com%2Firan-rejects-deal-to-hand-over-highly-enriched-uranium-trump-rushed-to-white-house-briefing-room-all-remaining-pressers-for-the-day-cancelled-bitcoin-dumping%2F

As the bombing starts to recommence: “Iran, which is totally defeated, badly wants a deal.” — Donald Trump, March 13 “We have had very, very strong talks.” — Donald Trump, March 23 “They are begging us to make a deal.” — Donald Trump, March 26

Now we know the answer to the question of how much it costs to make the sexual abuse of children palatable to "All Life Is Precious!" Republicans. Lutnick donated $5 million to House Republicans weeks before Epstein testimony Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick made the hefty contribution four weeks before he appeared before the House Oversight Committee.

Former Attorney General Pam Bondi, former Secretary of Labor Lori Chavez-DeRemer, and Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, Tulsi Gabbard. All women that have departed, guess he couldn't grab them all by the...

Now she can live her dream and move to Moscow. Ta-ta Tulsi!

I'm thinking how this is going to look in one of those illustrated kids history books in 50 years time: 'In Jan' 2021 an insurrectionist mob attacked the Capitol building in an attempt to overthrow the government. By 2026 the government had pardoned them, and then paid out huge amounts of compensation despite them never being exonerated of their crimes. We call this period the 'lunatic period' when the country lost its mind'.

Probably between an 8 to 10 point boost for Talarico. Thanks Donny! Trump endorses Paxton in Texas Senate primary over incumbent Cornyn The president faced pressure from his base to endorse the state’s attorney general, Ken Paxton. Advisers had urged him to support Sen. John Cornyn, arguing that Paxton has too much baggage.

Every time a MAGAt pays twice as much for gas, an angel gets its wings.

https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/15/politics/brian-christine-vaccine-skepticism-history A penis enlargement Doctor from Louisiana is in charge of our Hantavirus response. You really can't make this up. We are doomed.

Which one of tRump's new aides is he banging? At least they don't have the Magat Largo look yet. https://www.irishstar.com/news/politics/donald-trump-china-female-aides-37157510

Could someone tell me where the humor is in this post? Or decency. https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116561464935833982

"I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation. I don’t think about anybody,” said Trump today. Breaking news: The convicted felon finally tells the truth

"Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly —not skilled!" Donald J. Trump, Nov 10th 2013

The cage match is on for tickets to Trump’s UFC fight at the White House Some 4,000-plus spectators who are lucky enough, cunning enough or rich enough will score a seat to the fight on the South Lawn next month. As something of a professional Republican, April Melton has attended her fair share of ho-hum events in the nation’s capital. But there’s one coming up that the chair of the Black Hawk County, Iowa, GOP is dying to see up close: an Ultimate Fighting Championship extravaganza on the South Lawn of the White House next month.

Only a loser and a failure would attack a country and then negotiate a settlement that was far worse than the one that was already in place. Trump humiliates himself yet again.

https://www.theatlantic.com/national-security/2026/05/iran-war-trump-deal/687100/ Trump Is ‘Bored’ With the War He Started He wants out, but Iran could likely keep going for months.

Credit to Jimmy Kimmel for title.

Kashyap Patel ordered polygraphs of more than two dozen members of his team, sources say. He shipped out over 1,000 agents from FBI headquarters to offices around the country. He fired the agents who tracked Iranian sleeper cells in the U.S. His paranoia is going to get Americans killed. That should be blamed directly on Trump for hiring him, and not firing him, when the alarm bells and whistles went off. Patel follows social media instead of doing his job. We don't need a paranoid conspiracy theorist running the F.B.I. With the escalation in Hormuz we are in more danger than ever. Bug Eyes can't seem to see past his nose.

Ka$h's private label. Should we get one for EmmettKlown and Fucknaway?