Stable Genius

https://www.theatlantic.com/national-security/2026/05/iran-war-trump-deal/687100/ Trump Is ‘Bored’ With the War He Started He wants out, but Iran could likely keep going for months.

Credit to Jimmy Kimmel for title.

Kashyap Patel ordered polygraphs of more than two dozen members of his team, sources say. He shipped out over 1,000 agents from FBI headquarters to offices around the country. He fired the agents who tracked Iranian sleeper cells in the U.S. His paranoia is going to get Americans killed. That should be blamed directly on Trump for hiring him, and not firing him, when the alarm bells and whistles went off. Patel follows social media instead of doing his job. We don't need a paranoid conspiracy theorist running the F.B.I. With the escalation in Hormuz we are in more danger than ever. Bug Eyes can't seem to see past his nose.

Ka$h's private label. Should we get one for EmmettKlown and Fucknaway?

Oh my God, is the spider ok, does it have a GoFundMe for vets fees?

Trump says he'll protect any ship attempting to transit the Strait. "Trust me." Ship owners are smarter than American voters.

For the record, TACO is simultaneously claiming that .... - he has won the war (in the first hour) - is currently winning the war - needs help to win the war - and needs no help to win the war - all to destroy the nuclear program he destroyed last year. - the strait was open - the strait is blockaded - we don't need the strait, others do - we will guide others through the strait ** This is all market manipulation **

“We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, ‘Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Mr. President, it’s too much.’ And I’ll say, ‘No it isn’t. We have to keep winning. We have to win more!’”

Wait until they close their airspace and we have nowhere to send our injured soldiers once Hegseth starts a ground war. U.S. to Withdraw 5,000 Troops From Germany, Pentagon Says Officials announced the decision after President Trump expressed annoyance with the German chancellor’s remarks about the Iran war.

Translated: "The facial expressions and body language of those affected following an alleged assassination attempt. The shock runs deep."

MAGA upset? Trump always plays YMCA and does hand job motions.

To anyone still gullible enough to fall for scummy media hoaxes: Trump said warmongering neocons love sending your kids to die for wars they would never fight themselves. Liz Cheney is Kamala’s top advisor. Liz wants to invade the whole Middle East. Kamala = WWIII. Trump = Peace,” Stephen Miller, 1 November 2024

KASH PATEL GOT ARRESTED FOR PUBLIC URINATION AFTER A NIGHT OF DRINKING The FBI director was arrested twice in his youth for alcohol-related incidents that he said were “not representative of my usual conduct.” FBI Director Kash Patel during a Senate Intelligence Committee hearing on Capitol Hill in Washington on March 18, 2026. Photo: Graeme Sloan/Bloomberg via Getty Images FBI DIRECTOR KASH Patel was twice arrested in incidents involving alcohol, once for public intoxication and once for public urination after leaving a bar, he admitted in a 2005 letter about disclosures on his Florida Bar application. The letter obtained by The Intercept was part of Patel’s personnel file at the Miami-Dade Public Defender’s Office, where he once worked. The document, written “per instructions of my employer,” describes incidents of alcohol-related indiscretions not uncommon for those in their teens and twenties. Two decades later, as Patel pushes back against allegations that drinking is impairing his leadership of the nation’s top law enforcement agency, these arrests show how Patel’s alcohol use has been subjected to scrutiny before in his professional life.

"As scrutiny mounts on Donald Trump's handpicked FBI director, Kash Patel, some people have started calling him — not me — J. Edgar Boozer," ~Chris Hayes~