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Memaw Gargoyle would be much better suited to be ambassador to Romania where Transylvania is located.

The easy part was winning the election. The hard part is now donOLD must govern. If you think liberals are upset over the election, it's nothing like the anger MAGAts are going to have when they realize donOLD's whack-a-mole approach to policy isn't going to better their lives in any way. It's not a matter of "if", it's a matter of "when." I wonder who he's going to blame and what his excuses are going to be.

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" Memaw Gargoyle could be a real threat to donOLD and his spawn. She'd better watch her back. She could meet the same fate as Jeffrey Epstein.

According to Jr, Memaw Gargoyle is very experienced in Greek. He recommended that donOLD get her out of the country and to get her to sign an NDA, so she doesn't write a tell-all book about the MAGAt family's nefarious activities.

OK. What are the terms of the bet you're proposing?

I love it when MAGAt clowns get their soiled panties in a twist.

When you watch videos of Jordan Klepper's interviews of MAGAt clowns at donOLD's rallies, do you ever wonder if any of the crazies might be members of this forum? https://youtu.be/-9ggGv17wSc?si=YYnutw9qG2uhzhUz https://youtu.be/ez7q0QnLZAs?si=oblxW3C0f64QQWNs

He claims he pissed all over himself because he didn't want to be charged with withholding evidence.

And, as you might expect of a MAGAt, he peed in his pants while trying to walk the straight line. What a clown!!!

His flag tattoo is disgusting. Why do MAGAts think it's patriotic to bastardize the US flag?

I need to be more woke. It's obvious you're very upset over this pardon. You're hearing voices of your long dead grandfather? Your ability to post while holding back MAGA tears is commendable. I'm not empathetic to your pain. In fact, it makes me quite joyful. My bad.

Dementia donOLD looks really sick in this photo. He must have forgotten to apply his orang-a-tan makeup and conceal his turkey neck.

Porn and bankruptcy...no wonder donOLD likes him. Birds of a feather.

Yeah, when donOLD suggested injecting disinfectant would cure Covid, a lot of people said he was crazy. But not you.

Checkmate!!!

Is everyone as excited as our resident clown about the return of the monthly “Infrastructure Week”? We should celebrate the same way donOLD does during those weeks: do absolutely nothing except eat, sleep and play a little golf.

If that's what your father told you, assuming he was talking about American society as a whole and not just you and your siblings, then he was lying to you. Don't be so gullible. It will never be the case that we all have the same opportunities. DEI, though certainly not perfect, is simply a method to try to level the playing field. And I highly doubt that whether Walmart has a DEI policy or not their hiring process will change in any significant way.

Your talent for backpedaling is undeniable

So, you support DEI if the prospective employee is a veteran regardless if the veteran is as you've posted "the best qualified"? What if the veteran happens to be black, gay, female or a smelly jew?

Did you know that veterans are included in DEI hiring?

DonOLD has nominated General Keith Kellogg as Assistant to the President and Special Envoy for Ukraine and Russia. He thinks he's going to get free cereal. I think he confused Gen Kellogg with his favorite naval hero, Cap'n Crunch.

Hulk Hogan, not only a failure as a father, but an illegal drug abuser and adulterer: a great family man and fine example for Amercan youth. Easy to understand why you find him so attractive.

His parenting skills seemed lacking when his son Nick was arrested for speeding resulting in losing control of his car and causing a wreck that left his passenger, one of Nick's best friends in a permanent vegetative state. As I recall, while Nick was in jail awaiting bail, his main concern was whether or not this was going to affect the reality show he was negotiating at the time.

You've already achieved the first step by acknowledging your need for therapy. What's keeping you from pursuing it further? If you can’t afford it, I'm sure there are members on this site that would be more than willing to donate to such a worthy and much needed cause if you can keep yourself from attempting to con them.

This post exemplifies the MAGAt frustration with their inability to control what others do, even if what they do have little to no effect on them. They rejoice with glee that the election of their very own CONman may give them the power. What does your therapist say about this?