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1) (On an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush 2) 1/20/09: End of an Error 3) That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway 4) Let's Fix Democracy in THIS Country First 5) If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran 6) Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber. 7) You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time 8) If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President 9) Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant 10) Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet? 11) George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight 12) Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore 14) America: One Nation, Under Surveillance 15) They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It 16) Which God Do You Kill For? 17) Cheney/Satan '08 18) Jail to the Chief 19) Who Would Jesus Torture? 20) No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade? 21) Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap 23) Bad president! No Banana. 24) We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language 25) We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them 27) Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood 28) Is It Vietnam Yet? 29) Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either 30) Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Hand Basket? 31) You Elected Him. You Deserve Him. 32) Frodo Failed. Bush Has the Ring. 33) Impeach Cheney First 34) Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too 35) When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46 36) The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century

Ministry, Fine Arts Department readying chariots for Princess's Sanam Luang service The Culture Ministry is preparing three chariots for the royal funeral of Her Royal Highness Princess Galyani Vadhana. The Fine Arts Department has also assigned Group Captain Ek-avudh Ngernchuklin to lead a team of veteran chiefs of the department to build a cremation pyre in Sanam Luang. Culture Minister Khunying Khaisri Sri-aroon and senior officials yesterday inspected three chariots named Phra Maha Pichai Ratcharot, Wechayan Ratcharot and Ratcharot Noi. They also inspected a three-layer carved wooden casket called Yarnmart, which will transport the Princess to the pyre. The ceremony will be in accordance with royal traditions observed since the reign of King Rama I. Khaisri said she would consult with Fine Arts Department experts on what parts of the chariots need repair and cleaning, before forwarding a report to the funeral organising committee led by Prime Minister Surayud Chulanont. As the committee meets this week, the ministry needs to assess the readiness of the respective areas under its charge, in order that His Majesty the King may be informed about the proceedings. Fine Arts Department director-general Kriengkrai Sampatchalit, in his capacity as a member of the funeral organising committee, said his office had completed an initial inspection of the chariots and would contact the Army to make a final inspection of all the parts, including the wheels, axles and frames. As for decorative cloths, the department will assign Krom Chang Sip Mu (the organisation of the 10 crafts) to carry out the overall inspection and assessment, Kriengkrai said. HM the King will have the final say on the choice of chariots to be used, he said. The department has also assigned a team to build the royal cremation pyre, led by Group Captain Ek-avudh. It comprises former department chiefs and experts from Krom Chang Sip Mu. Kriengkrai affirmed the department had all the information, be it about the chariots or a record of royal tradition, all of which will later be presented to General Surayud. Currently there are seven Ratcharot chariots being kept and displayed at the National Museum. The Phra Maha Pichai Ratcharot - 1,120 centimetres tall and 1,530 centimetres long - was built in 1795 during the reign of King Rama I (1782-1809) to be used for a king's funeral. It carried the urn of Somdet Phra Pathom Borom Maha Chanok to the royal crematorium (Phra Merumas) at Sanam Luang in 1796. It was also used in the funerals of King Rama I, King Rama III, King Rama IV and King Rama V. On March 10, 1996, the Fine Arts Department and the Royal Thai Army's Ordnance Department restored the Phra Maha Pichai Ratcharot for the royal cremation of HRH Princess Sri Nagarindra the Princess Mother at Sanam Luang. The Wechayan Ratcharot, standing 1,170 centimetres tall and 1,750 centimetres long, was built in 1799 for the funerals of high-ranking Royal Family members. The Fine Arts Department restored it for the funeral of Queen Rampaipannee in 1985. It weighed 40 tonnes and required 206 men - 160 in the front and 46 at the back - to draw it. There are three Ratcharot Noi chariots, built during Rama I's reign. They were used for a Supreme Patriarch and linked to a chariot for Royal Family members to sit and sprinkle rice and petals. The Ratcharot Noi chariots were built in the same pattern as the Phra Maha Pichai Ratcharot and the Wechayan Ratcharot chariots, except they were smaller and had only one decorative "naga head". by Pakamard Jaichalard

This is a movie you must see. Riveting from beginning to end. Great direction, great acting, great cinematography, great everything. I sat that in awe for 2 hours. Please see this movie if you have a chance.

LOL Thank you so much for my morning chuckle. I almost spilled my coffee with my body movements while laughing. I wish others would be as honest as you in advertising. I met a guy on Craig's list months ago was was listed as masculine. He stepped off the bus almost in drag and was vogueing down the street. I've also met a many an escort in NYC 10 years ago and they have the same photos. Surely, they have had a chance to retake them in 10 years?

I watched the full Republican and Democrat debate last night on ABC. I will say, I like Ron Paul. I know he is not REALLY a Republican but I liked everything he had to say and as a liberal Democrat, I would vote for him. As for the others, Mike Huckabee is scary. I hope that he is not promoted any further than where he already is. I was surprised he won Iowa. I hope that is it for him. I use to like Mitt Romney but he is now so far from where I thought he was, that his views are not where I wish they were. On the other side, I thought Hillary pulled off a victory. She was intelligent, calm and witty. Edwards did a good job as well. I really liked the governor and thought he was great at the debate and I enjoyed what he had to say. I will have to take another look at his positions. The loser IMHO was Obama. I thought he did a poor job on the debate and he stumbles about as much as W. He is good with his prepared speeches but sucked last night. All in all, I thought Hillary kicked ASS. So, for me, at this point: Hillary is my number 1. Richardson is 2. Edwards is 3. And, in the unlikely event that Ron Paul gets the Republican nomination, I will trade any of the above for him. Just my take on it.

LOL. Damm, I resemble this remark. I did it but paid for the viagra hangover for days after. The plane ride was a bitch.

Yes, I have been unsuccessful with CL. Also with Rentboy. Not sure why. I like to be sure with prices beforehand and I always double check. Some of the guys on Rentboy change prices other than what is listed on the site. The reason? They don't remember where you found them. They all charge different prices according to where you find them and it is hard for them to keep up with. I asked a boy about this last week and he agreed. Most say they get work for Rentboy and it is worth the price in NYC. Not necessarily so for other cities.

LOL. Ty, I am shocked. Priority points are points given when one hires escorts from agencies in NYC and LA. If you get a certain number, you get a free night with a boy. I need a few more points to get a free night as opposed to 15 minutes. You see, I usually chat for 15 min. Admire for 15 and then have sex. Sex is about 4 minutes. They only do half hour increments so my 34 minutes is actually charged as a full hour. If I want a full night and have dinner and theatre, it takes a bit more miles. I have coupons for the McDonalds and even points for the movie (as long as it is not new that week). So, if you can go back through your records to help me out, I would appreciate it as I have plans for a special guy.

Thank you! That would help and I know how to transfer them in. Now, I have Marriott points. Is there a way for me to transfer the same amount into your account?

I am looking to purchase 20,000 priority club points. Some have them on this board I am sure. I am willing to pay for them or trade for NWA points. If interested let me know at: totallyoz@mac.com

http://www.newnownext.com/2008/01/radars-gay-for.html#more Anyone seen any in Thailand to contribute?

Many thai boys love Tattoos. I do as well. I have a few myself but am a pussy when it comes to pain. When I lost 70 pounds, I had a celebratory tattoo on my shoulder. I really like the result but it was a hard one to get. Thai boys seem to love tattoos and most of my ex's have asked for them. I doubt anyone I know would ever get the one below but I did think it was great quality. http://www.boreme.com/boremerigid/funny-20...l_tattoo-p1.php A little history from the owner: john and "puff the magic dragon said... my pics seem to have become detached from my write up. this will answer a lot of the questions asked. 1st July 2, 2006. I am John Bevan; I live in South Wales, U.K. I am 62yrs, 5ft 9ins, and; sorry girls; gay and in a stable relationship. Having got the basics out of the way let me give you a very brief outline of my tattoo. It was 6 yrs in the planning, started in June 2000 the genital area being finished February 2002, and the complete ‘shorts’ finished 2003. It was my FIRST tattoo, and the tattoo acquired the name of ‘PUFF the MAGIC DRAGON’’ I have read with interest the feedback on various sites that have ‘acquired’ a picture of my tattoo, and in reply to many questions read on: - It is a real tattoo, and pain was negligible as I used a skin anesthetic, AMETROPE. The genital and pubic area took 50 hours of work whilst the rest of the shorts took another 35 hours. It has not been ‘re-touched’ at all, and the colors get brighter when erect. I think this is due to the extra blood supply during erections. It was very difficult to tattoo due to the ‘mobile’ nature of the skin and its very variable nature/texture. (go on have a look!). The scrotum skin was stretched out over a wooden spoon. The head is totally covered, it DOES have eyes nose and mouth. The apadravia piercing is a 5mm by 34mm long bar. I was not erect while it was being done, we were both too busy getting the wriggly little thing in the right position to ink him. Erections while so called healing was taking place were never a problem, and did not inhibit self abuse! Or wanking!! I have won several first prizes for this tattoo in Britain and France, and god knows how many ‘personal appearances’ at non tattoo places! I hope this clears up a few points, contact e-mail is below. I have pics before and after each tattooing session, a complete history of the dragon. john and Puff. brynorpheus@aol.com People ask ‘why get a tattoo there’? I think it does to a certain extent reflect my character. I like to be different and do the best job possible. I am also a bit of an exhibitionist, although when I went for the first tattoo session I did think that I would have to keep it ‘under wraps’ and not be able to go naturist as I have been doing most of my life. Oh boy was I wrong! The dragon has acquired quite a reputation from all walks of life, and is looked upon as a work of art rather than a set of male genitalia. It started life as a water transfer and felt tip pen drawing applied to the area and over time evolved; with Dave’s help; from a snake into the design you see today. The name “Puff the Magic Dragon” came about from an early showing at a friend’s birthday party when I was asked to show off my tattoo. I was a little apprehensive but after the gasps had died down, a young lady exclaimed “Puff the Magic Dragon” and the name has stuck. The artist, Dave Fleet, said that in his experience colours and particularly detail could run together and become blurred in this area; the cock and balls. So, undaunted we ‘tested’ a two inch section of the shaft and a one inch circle on the head. I am circumcised by the way, had it done 26 yrs ago. I went back to have the second sitting 2 months later to be inspected to see if the tattoo was stable color wise etc. and I do remember the artist being surprised and delighted that it was exactly as day one. YIPPEE! I will say at this point that we had contingency plans if the colors had bled or run. This was how convinced the artist was that the detail would ‘run’. Do remember this was my first tattoo so I had no personal experience of the healing or other troubles some people get. We decided to leave the cock and do some work on the pubic area with the wings, and a test on the scrotum for the same reasons as the shaft. The shaft was finished some 18 months after the first session, and the colors/details are the same! Take a. close look at the shaft. It has only ever had a slight ‘thickening’ of the skin, never any scabbing of any sort. The whole tattoo is original and has never been re-worked or ‘touched up’ (innuendos intended, but it is meant in the re-tattooing sense!) I am convinced that the spectacular results are due to the artists abilities and his development of a new tattoo machine ‘THE EQUALIZER’ (patented). Why am I so convinced? The results show the artists skill, and on one occasion he had to use a traditional tattoo machine, more discomfort, slight scabbing and a lot longer to settle down. When I went back two weeks later for another session Dave had to go over some of the work done with the standard tattoo gun. This is when I found out about the new machine, he had kept me in the dark until then. Not that I had worried about what machine the artist was going to use when I booked with him. Subsequently I asked him to only use the ‘EQUALIZER’ on me. The difference is amazing. The artist is DAVE FLEET of ABRACADABRA in Blackwood, South Wales, and Britain. 01443 837410 He also markets the ‘Equalizer’. http://comejoinin.blogspot.com/2006/06/puf...ted-beware.html

Really? This qualifies as a sex addict? OM Not good news for me.

I have a friend in Thailand who wants to meet up with me in Rio. Thais can go to Brazil with no problem. I was looking for a cheap flight and was not too successful. Most seemed to hoover around the 2300 USD mark with Air France the cheapest for the dates I plugged in. Anyone have suggestions on how to get this to a more reasonable price, say around 1300? Thanks.

We have come a long way with Gay Rights in the USA and in Europe and the rest of the world. We still have a very long way to go. A friend passed this thread over to me. I read it with sadness but also hope for a better tomorrow. Many have paved the way for us as gay men to live openly but many have also tried to stomp us down. Gay rights are an issue with the current USA political campaign and I am not sure that it was not the deciding factor that propelled Bush into another term. It is also on the agenda in Thailand with equal rights for equal rights for gays and ladyboys. It is a world issues and we have a long fucking way to go! http://www.democraticunderground.com/discu...ess=389x2594149

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The site is always hopping with activity. I saw this thread and had to post here. Take a look at it. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discu...ess=389x2594149

You are indeed a patience and intelligent man. All I get from Craigslist is fakes and freaks. I have had a few good ones but they were few and far between. Is it east coast vs west coast or do you get the same thing and just have the patience of Job?

Prime Minister Surayud Chulanont said Wednesday he "has no problem" if ousted premier Thaksin Shinawatra is to return to Thailand. "I want the country's situation to return to normal soon and if Thaksin returns, there will be no problem," he said. Gen Surayud's response came after Mr Thaksin told media in Hong Kong he will "go back from February onwards." His plan to return has become promising after his allies claimed victory in Sunday election. The pro-Thaksin party, People Power party (PPP), won 233 seats while its closest rival Democrat party won 165 seats out of 480 seats. Gen Surayud, appointed to the premier post by the military junta, expressed confident a government would be formed. He also called on every party to accept the results of the polls. http://bangkokpost.com/topstories/topstories.php?id=124706

I remember visiting Phuket 3 years after the Tsunami and was heartbroken but also impressed with the fast speed at which the Thai's were able to come together and get the area starting on a recovery plan. There is an excellent movie on the Tsunami from HBO films that is very emotional and tells the story. It also stars a guy from Pattaya in one of the leading roles. Here is an article from the Bangkok post today: Public and private sectors held a tsunami remembrance ceremony to mark the third anniversary of the December 26 disaster that hit Thailand's six Andaman coastal provinces killing more than 5,000 persons three years ago on Wednesday. Phuket deputy governor Tri Akkaradecha presided at a ceremony marking the disaster and paid tribute to the victims of the giant tidal waves that hit the southern provinces on Boxing Day. The ceremony was held at Loma Park of Patong Beach, Kratu district and families of the victims and tourists attended the rite. At Mai Khao Cemetery in Thalang district, where unidentified bodies are being kept, religious ceremonies – Buddhist, Christian and Muslim -- were held. Thailand's six Andaman coastal provinces -- Phang-nga, Krabi, Phuket, Ranong, Trang and Satun -- were hit by the unprecedented tsunami of Dec 26, 2004, with over 5,000 local residents as well as Thai and foreign holidaymakers losing their lives in the tidal waves. During the evening, a "Light Up Phuket" activity will be held to let the victims relatives and general public to join the candle-lit ceremony to pay tribute to the dead and other victims. Meanwhile, the ceremonies in Phang-nga were held in three locations in the morning: at the grounded police patrol vessel Tor 813 at Tambon Kikkak in Takua Pa district, in Ban Nam Khem Tsunami Memorial Park, and Bang Maruan Cemetery for the unidentified victims. Wednesday evening, religious services will take place at Chong Fah Beach, Bang Niang in Takua Pa district and Princess Ubolratana Rajakanya will preside. Prime Minister Gen. Surayud Chulanont and ambassadors accredited to Thailand were scheduled to join the ceremony. An exhibition commemorating the life of Khun Poom Jensen, son of Princess Ubolratana, eldest daughter of King Bhumibol Adulyadej is also being held. In addition to memorial services, Krabi and Phuket will present an exhibition to educate the public regarding the tsunami. http://bangkokpost.com/topstories/topstories.php?id=124705

BANGKOK, Thailand (AP) -- Former Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra said Tuesday he is willing to return to Thailand and act as an adviser to allies leading the political party that won the country's first elections since his ouster in a 2006 military coup. But Thaksin, who is legally barred from office, insisted that he will not otherwise resume his political career. Speaking in Hong Kong, Thaksin said he will ''explore options'' for a return sometime between mid-February and April. ''I really want to go back as a normal citizen. Enough is enough for politics,'' said Thaksin, who was abroad during the Sept. 19, 2006, coup, has since lived in exile, mostly in London. However, he said he would be willing to advise the People's Power Party -- led by members of Thaksin's now-dissolved Thai Rak Thai party -- if asked. The PPP won Sunday's election in Thailand on a campaign pledge to bring back Thaksin, who besides being barred from office also faces corruption-related charges. Thaksin made his comments as the PPP maneuvered to forge a coalition government after securing nearly half of the seats in the lower house of parliament. The PPP victory sent a powerful message that Thaksin's mostly rural supporters would be happy to see him return, despite his alleged corruption and abuse of power. But less happy about his return would be those who deposed him: the military, Bangkok's educated middle class and the country's elite, including elements associated with the country's monarchy. All had felt threatened by Thaksin's accumulation of power, attained through an unprecedented absolute majority in the country's parliament. Releasing the full results of Sunday's election, the Election Commission said Tuesday that the PPP won 233 of the 480 seats in the lower house of parliament, with its top rival Democrat Party capturing 165 and Chart Thai gaining 37. However, the results may change since some victors may be disqualified after the commission finishes investigations into alleged electoral violations. The commission said 74.45 percent of the 45 million eligible voters cast ballots -- a record in Thai political history. The Asian Network for Free Elections, or ANFREL, an Asian election watchdog, said Tuesday that pre-election vote-buying was ''pervasive'' and that the military coerced voters in some instances. Rumors have swirled that the military might carry out a new coup if faced with the prospect of a Thaksin comeback. The army commander has promised to abide by the election results, but Thaksin's return, amid the electoral victory of his political allies, could undo his foes' efforts to discredit him and put their own positions in jeopardy. Under the interim military-installed government that succeeded Thaksin, his opponents changed the constitution to limit big parties' influence and sought to demonize him as a corrupt destroyer of democracy. The results showed Thaksin's foes had failed to win over his followers in the sprawling, rural north and northeast. They remain loyal because of Thaksin's populist programs like universal health care and village development funds, when he held office in 2001-06. The PPP is in the best position to form a new governing coalition, but it faces a sharp challenge from the Democrat Party. PPP Secretary-General Surapong Suebwonglee said his party had won the agreement of enough other smaller parties to form a majority coalition. There would be ''no problem in forming a government'' with 280 to 300 seats, Surapong said at a news conference Monday. Parliament's lower house is supposed to convene within a month of the election. Surapong said he will reveal his would-be partners' names only after Jan. 3, when the Election Commission is expected to certify the voting results. His statement drew skepticism from Democrat Party Secretary-General Suthep Thueksuban, who said the PPP's claim would only be credible if all the involved party leaders announce it publicly and jointly. At a press conference, ANFREL said that vote-buying was practiced by several political parties and included in-kind gifts, cash handouts, electronic transfer of money, payment to attend party rallies and free sightseeing trips. ''Money politics remains pervasive,'' said ANFREL official Damaso Magbual. ''Though martial law has not been applied in a heavy handed way as in Pakistan, its presence is inconsistent with international norms,'' he said. In the northern province of Chiang Rai, Magbual said the watchdog's observers received credible information that the army coerced its own soldiers and intimidated PPP supporters. http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/world/AP-T...nyt&emc=rss

Have an amazing trip! Have fun and enjoy yourself!

Cheerio Old Chap – Madame Ovary's Lusty Gay Guide To London! Tired of the gay scene in New York and San Francisco, but don't want to have to worry about learning a foreign language just to get your cock on? Then, why not take a trip across the pond and visit London – one of the gayest cities in the world, and they almost speak your language! London is full of fabulous fags – many of whom got their start in their boarding school bedrooms. You'll meet and mate with rugby players, punks, dance floor divas and totally delectable drag queens. It's also full of uncut men – for those of you who like a little foreskin with your fellatio – and some of the best DJs in the world. Whether you are looking for quiet little gay pubs or giant queer discos, London has what you need – and you'll soon be begging to spill your seed. And, London is the home to both George Michael and Madonna, so whether you want his sex or simply to justify your love, you'll be able to get into the groove. All you need is a passport, and you could soon be getting it on like the queen you know you are! So, my delectable drag queens, dishy divas, kinky twinks and sexed up studs, let Madame Ovary take you on a tour of London – where the wild things are! Learn The Lingo! The English language in London is deceptive. At times, it seems like they speak the same language - but then you soon realize that you have no idea what the blokes are talking about. That's because while their regular English is similar to American English, their slang has taken on a life of its own. Unfortunately, this is even truer when it comes to sex. So, before you go you need a little primer on what the English really mean when they are chatting you up in the local rub a dub dub! Wank – a hand job. Cottaging – cruising. This comes from the fact that the English, believe it or not, call public restrooms “cottages.” Johnny – a condom. Cunt – surprisingly, this is almost never used to describe a woman. Instead it is an insult directed from one man to another. The closest translation we would have is “asshole.” Fag – a cigarette. Really. Fanny – vagina. I know this makes no sense – you'll just have to trust Madame Ovary on this one! Poof – a gay man. Bugger – to have anal sex. Shag – to have sex. Rub a dub dub – a bar. This comes from the fact that it rhymes with “pub.” Chat up – to hit on. Snog – to kiss. Bum – your ass. For reasons unknown to man, they also call a “bum” an “arse.” Football – soccer. Rounders – baseball. Pikey – trailer trash. Punters – men who pay for sex. Soho – Welcome To The Gayborhood! If you are looking for sweet man on man love – or simply want to chat up a new chum at the rub a dub dub - you'll want to head over to Soho, the traditional gay capital of London. Located right by Piccadilly Circus, Soho is one long all night party. You'll find male strip shows, gay bars, huge clubs, sex shops and tons of men cruising for cock at all hours of the day and night. There is a hip bohemian scene in Soho, and you'll find elegant restaurants right next to some of the sleeziest and sexiest bath houses. Old Compton Street is the center of Gay Soho – with nearly each and every business flying giant rainbow colored flags. Until a few years ago, the pubs had to close down at 11 PM. But new changes to the law now allow them to stay open 24 hours a day – which means that the cruising for cockaholics continues well into the wee hours! Vauxhall Gay Village Located on the outskirts of London, the Vauxhall Gay Village has recently become the trendiest gay mecca for young men in England. The entire area is simply a series of gay clubs that operate nearly 24 hours a day. The scene is very centered on young men in their late teens and early 20s (you can go to a club at 16 in London) and you'll find lots of very bitchy boys you'll be begging to bone. You'll want to dress your best – because while the twinks are terrific in Vauxhall, they are also surprisingly very fashion conscious given that they are really young, dumb and full of cum! There are also a ton of Muscle Marys (Chelsea Boys) to be found here, but you furry fans will find that bears are scarce. Vauxhall Village is also the center of the meth and cocaine scene in the gay community. Drug laws are considerably laxer in the UK than they are in America – so if you like to chase tina or trip the Bolivian fantastic, this is the part of town will blow you away. Westminster Abbey At Westminster Abbey, they've been crowning queens for centuries – literally. This giant church in the heart of London is the traditional place where monarchs go for their coronation ceremonies. It is one of the most famous and fabulous churches in the world – and has been dazzling tourists since 1045. In modern times, Westminster Abbey has also become the burial site of some of the most divine British people – including Charles Darwin, David Livingston and Tennyson. The organ is also world famous and it's worth checking out the schedule to hear a concert. You can also visit the grave of King Henry III. All I know is that when I visited Westminster Abbey, I got down on my knees and said, “God save this queen!” Big Ben I first met Big Ben outside a bar in Soho when I came out for a fag. Apparently he's fairly well known, since the next day I discovered a giant clock named after him! Big Ben is the name of the giant bell in the Clock of Westminster – which has rung out loud and proud since 1856. It was originally going to be called “Victoria” after the most famous queen of all. All of you size queens – you know who you are – will be impressed to know that Big Ben is more than two meters long! It's worth heading over to the clock tower to listen to Big Ben chime out and remind the City of London that England has survived another hour and kept the barbarians off its shores. Because, really, who doesn't love a big clock! The National Gallery When you get tired of cocks, clocks and queens, you'll want to get your tight little ass over to The National Gallery and check out all of the art London has to offer! Located on Trafalgar Square, the National Gallery is home to more than 2,000 original paintings owned by the British Government. Most of the artwork is fairly old – and all of it predates the 20th century. You'll find works of art from da Vinci, Raphael and Gauguin as well as dozens of pictures of divalicioius queens, and the kings who loved them! While the National Gallery is smaller than many of the official museums of Europe, the British have used their legendary good taste to select only the most fagtabulous works of art they could find – so nearly every painting you see is a true masterpiece! The London Eye I've always said size matters - and the London Eye, also known as the Millennial Wheel, is proof positive of this fact. The most popular tourist site in London – honestly – the London Eye is the largest Ferris Wheel in the world. Standing at more than 440 feet high, visitors are treated to a spectacular view of London from the top – even if they do have to wait an hour or more in line to get there! People in the UK consider the London Eye to be their own version of the Eiffel Tower in Paris, and you'll consider this wonder wheel to be one of the most queerific stops of your London gaycation! London Bridge Despite the rumors you may have heard, London Bridge is not, in fact, falling down. It's bigger and better than ever. Considered the most famous bridge in the world, London Bridge spans the Thames river and connects London to the rest of England. It was originally built more than 2,000 years ago, but luckily has been considerably expanded and improved since the birth of Christ. When you visit the bridge you'll want to check out the museum, which has drawings and photos of the bridge through the centuries and an explanation of theories of why children still sing about the demise of this enduring bridge! It's fabulously fagtastic! West End Theatre West End theater is a must see whenever you visit London. It is the equivalent of New York's Broadway theater district – in fact, many shows premier in London before moving to Manhattan. More than 12 million people a year visit shows in the West End – which often have famous American movie stars in the cast. Most of the theaters were built during the Victorian era – so you'll have the chance to check out some fabulous architecture while you watch Nathan Lane or Tom Cruise eat up the stage. Tickets for the more popular shows sell out in advance, but you can generally find scalped tickets easily – or simply check out one of the less popular shows. No matter what, you'll love coming out to the theater! Want To Pinch A Fag – Visit Jolly Old London! Now, doesn't that description of London just leave you breathless? I know that any city that creates its own queens is fine by me – and I so need to get back and hook up with Big Ben again! So, why don't you book at trip over to London, my darling divas and delectable drag queens? You'll find all the kinky twinks you need – and maybe see a Prince Albert or two! Ta Ta For Now, Madame Ovary aka TotallyOz Your Fagulous Travel Guide cc drag.com 2007

LOL. Great video. Thanks. I also see you have raised a great deal of money for your ride so far! Congrats!

Pimping online? I love that topic. I think there should be more pimps online. It would make things so much easier for us all. A good pimp with good consistent boys is good for customers. I don't mind a good pimp. I think in the day of the Internet and as many agendas and vendettas that others have, it is important for all to be up front and honest when they are pimping someone. I really like the way Tender Moments escorts do on this site. They have a profile and they update it often. That is up front and honest and good business. I have also been in touch with Eastburgguy and have been assured that he is not pimping these boys. That does not mean that someone else is not pimping them but I do believe him when he says he is not involved in this. I think he probably has an agenda. Hopefully it is to get the guys more work and more business and more money in their pockets. If this is the case, I am all for it. The more boys from places like where these boys are from that get into the business and have good success at it, the more of their friends they share with and the more selection we as a customer base get. I tried to hire Shane myself and was unlucky in that endeavor. I hope he makes a trip to NYC so I can at least visit with him for an hour or two. I think he is sexy and I hope he is successful in this business. And, if I were to see any escort and thought they were amazing I would promote them on here and other places. Why? It helps them. It also helps more boys get into the business. That in the end, helps me. After all, isn't it all about me in the end? LOL