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TotallyOz

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  1. TotallyOz replied to a post in a topic in The Beer Bar
    Thanks Ben for the link. Much appreciated. I really learned a great deal off of the file. Also, hot profile.
  2. I am not sure why, but I have never grown tired of the Golden Girls episodes. They all still make me laugh even thought I know what is coming. I find this probably the best written comedy series of all time. Seinfield perhaps second. But, the Golden Girls is still amazing. BTW: I am more Dorothy than anyone.
  3. Watching the debate tonight, I was actually disgusted at my party. I hate the bickering back and forth. It does not become the 2 candidates that engaged in it and it does nothing to help their party win an election.
  4. LOL Thanks. I love love a hottie!
  5. You had much better luck than me. I had e-mailed and SMS with him. No luck at all. LOL Keep up the fight. and, please post a review on him.
  6. Not surprising. You introduced me to about 50 guys. LOL. I have a bad memory as you see.
  7. I'm not. Ricky is a treat and a real delight. It only took a few hundred SMS's to get him to me. jk
  8. Hopefully we will be able to meet up next time. I had fun on this trip and sure I'll be at other similar events.
  9. Not sure your thoughts on this one. Let me say, the Helix Studios guys were kept closer than glue so as not to stray from their director. Even the ones who advertised on Rentboy were impossible. Pretty disappointing with that but hey, that is life. Here is the guy I had. He has done videos as well and is on 8teenboy and other sites. His name is Ricky Cruz.
  10. At the Hustlaball, I stood outside in the cold for hours. I was not happy. There was really only one guy that caught my attention and he was so sexy and cute. I wanted to talk to him but never got the chance. Once inside, I saw him again with a bf or date or something. His shirt was off and he was getting a drink at the bar. I wanted to let him know I existed and thought he was hot so I tipped him a 20. Skip forward: I have been trying to get an escort to my hotel room but he is hard to pin down on time and seems a bit uninterested. We exchange e-mails, SMS, etc. Finally, we talk on the phone. He really had blown off my advances for hiring him until the phone call. We chatted about Hustalball and he said that there was even a guy there who tipped him 20 and he wasn't even working. I laughed and told him that was me. He finally agreed to take time out of his busy schedule and see me. I am waiting for him now. He is totally my type and if he shows, I'll give a full report. I have been told by others that he was a no show with them so I hope that I don't have to add my name to that list. LOL Wish me luck! Rule 1 at hooker events: Don't be shy. You never know when being straight forward or a little tip will pay off. LOL
  11. I think the Afterparty ran very smooth. It was fun and enjoyable. Lots of naked eye candy. No cameras allowed. A black room upstairs for those looking for an orgy. A swimming pool downstairs filled with naked boys and men and gogo's galore. It was great to spend time with the famous Townie. I haven't met anyone that knows so many damm people in all my life. He is like the godfather of the escort world. I wondered why so many were coming up kissing his ring the night before and found out why tonight. There isn't a person he doesn't know. Thanks for all the introductions and the kindness! The party was active and lively. I stayed there for several hours but ended up going with one of the boys to the Palms for coffee and chit chat. Made it home by 5am and was dead tired. How TwinkLover is able to keep going like an energizer bunny is amazing to me. I am normally in bed by 10PM. Damm, I am impressed. I met Brandon Baker who I have heard about for years and he was very sweet and kind. The one boy I saw there I wanted was upstairs in the sex room all night. So, I didn't even get to communicate with him. I did wonder up to see what was going on. Lets just say, if you are shy in the least, the room is not for you. When the evangelics talk about sin, that room had the sign o the door. It was awesome! I saw things I didn't even know were humanly possible. Thanks to all who were so very kind and generous for this weekend's event. A special thanks to Townsend for his kindness and to the owner of Rentboy and his friend Brandon for his hard work to pull off such an impressive event. So much goes into planning something like that that I am sure one would not be able to do it without months or years of preparation and planning. Kudos to the organizers.
  12. Congrats David on joining the ride. That makes 3 well known and adored escorts who are riding that I know of: David, Stef Lacoste, and Steven Draker. All three of these guys have links on our homepage. Please give them some support as this is a great charity and event. Best wishes to them all.
  13. Well, I had a good night last night. It started off bad with a wait for 2 hours to get into the club even with prepaid VIP tickets. That is never a good thing. But, the owner of Rentboy tried his best to get us in and the bouncers who were local would not let the line get short enough to get us in. Bad start. Once inside, the event was cheery and upbeat. Tons of eyecandy and lots of hotties. The sexiest couple in the place was Jason Carter with his date. The two were just stunning. The hottest single guy there was Tristin Waters. Hot, sexy and dressed to fit the part of a hot stud. The best eye candy on stage was the adorable Jonathan Lowe and his friends. Chi Chi was there spinning the first part of the night. Jonny McGovern was there to debut his new song. Bruce Villanch was there and funny as hell. Barrett Long was there with his dick hanging out and is seen in the pics below. I got to touch it and it is real. That that guy is hung and hot. There as tons of sexy boys and I was able to meet more than a few. Thanks to one special gentleman from LA who made sure I was introduced to many of them as he seem to know everyone in the place. Like I said in an earlier thread, dark places are not my strong suit as I can't see very well. If I didn't speak, please don't think me rude, just come up and pull me by the shirt. I'd love to meet more of you guys. My eye sight is often limited in these dark places. Funny how I always see the hot boys with no shirts on. Perhaps that is God's way of telling me that all those without shirts should get my vision cleared immediately. Here are some pics from the event last night. Sorry, not that many as I wanted to enjoy the night myself and didn't take any the last half of the evening.
  14. Bad news on the Yoga mat dude. Sorry, it has been confiscated. LOL The kid brought to dinner was Dylan and listed on this site. He is a sweetie. He went with me to Hustlaball last night and was my savior. We had VIP tickets but still had to wait 2 hours to get in. If not for his wit and jokes, I would have walked away after the first hour. I'll have a report and some photos of the event posted soon. However, for those that said hi to me and I said hi back and then not again, I was not trying to be rude. I can't see in the dark and to get my attention, you have to tap my shoulder and get me. Otherwise, I can't see a damm thing in that low light area. I even had Dylan point out when my favorite stars were on stage so I could go up and photo them. I missed one of them and went back to talk to him and he said, "you took pics of the wrong guy." Oh, well, cute is cute and if on stage they must be cute. LOL
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  16. If you want 30 min free, e-mail me at: totallyoz@mac.com and I'll send you the promo code to do this. Each code is different but the cute boy there yesterday gave me enough to go around.
  17. Shy is not one of my strong suits. I'll be the big man dressed in Black with tongue wagging.
  18. The expo is fun BUT very little gay anywhere. 95 percent straight. I loved the Helix group. Hot boys!
  19. LOL. I just got out of the shower and you are an intelligent man. I am lusting after him more as well. LOL On a side note, Stef Lacoste left a hot pair of his underwear in my hotel last night as he was preparing for his trip back to Europe. This guy travels with more luggage than I do and it took us 2 hotel service cards to get our stuff in the room. I don't think Stef won't miss them. Any bidders for them? I'm trying to get enough to hire one of the boys Marc just send me stats for who is in Vegas for the week. I'm broke after the shopping spree yesterday and need to raise some fast cash.
  20. My on my. Why do I feel you love Jesse Santana more than me. LOL I'll be at the show tomorrow and look for him.
  21. Day 1: Las Vegas Having arrived in Vegas, I was picked up by the sexy and handsome Stef Lacoste. He helped me to get acquainted with the new rental car pickup area and then to my hotel. He is such a good driver but drives like on the autoban. lol Unfortunately, Stef is on his way back to France and won't be here for the festivities this weekend. I also met up with a very lovely boy from MER. The three of us went to Cheesecake Factory. Yummy. I even had the cheesecake. OK. I am off my diet this week and while I still have 20-30 pounds to go, I will not worry about it this weekend and eat and drink all I want. Stef and I did some shopping at the mall by the Wynn. Damm. Those A and F boys are hot. I saw so many hot boys in that mall that I wondered why the event wasn't held there? I do hope to meet many of you at the events. Anyway, I hope what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
  22. 1) (On an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush 2) 1/20/09: End of an Error 3) That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway 4) Let's Fix Democracy in THIS Country First 5) If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran 6) Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber. 7) You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time 8) If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President 9) Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant 10) Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet? 11) George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight 12) Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore 14) America: One Nation, Under Surveillance 15) They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It 16) Which God Do You Kill For? 17) Cheney/Satan '08 18) Jail to the Chief 19) Who Would Jesus Torture? 20) No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade? 21) Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap 23) Bad president! No Banana. 24) We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language 25) We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them 27) Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood 28) Is It Vietnam Yet? 29) Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either 30) Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Hand Basket? 31) You Elected Him. You Deserve Him. 32) Frodo Failed. Bush Has the Ring. 33) Impeach Cheney First 34) Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too 35) When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46 36) The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
  23. Ministry, Fine Arts Department readying chariots for Princess's Sanam Luang service The Culture Ministry is preparing three chariots for the royal funeral of Her Royal Highness Princess Galyani Vadhana. The Fine Arts Department has also assigned Group Captain Ek-avudh Ngernchuklin to lead a team of veteran chiefs of the department to build a cremation pyre in Sanam Luang. Culture Minister Khunying Khaisri Sri-aroon and senior officials yesterday inspected three chariots named Phra Maha Pichai Ratcharot, Wechayan Ratcharot and Ratcharot Noi. They also inspected a three-layer carved wooden casket called Yarnmart, which will transport the Princess to the pyre. The ceremony will be in accordance with royal traditions observed since the reign of King Rama I. Khaisri said she would consult with Fine Arts Department experts on what parts of the chariots need repair and cleaning, before forwarding a report to the funeral organising committee led by Prime Minister Surayud Chulanont. As the committee meets this week, the ministry needs to assess the readiness of the respective areas under its charge, in order that His Majesty the King may be informed about the proceedings. Fine Arts Department director-general Kriengkrai Sampatchalit, in his capacity as a member of the funeral organising committee, said his office had completed an initial inspection of the chariots and would contact the Army to make a final inspection of all the parts, including the wheels, axles and frames. As for decorative cloths, the department will assign Krom Chang Sip Mu (the organisation of the 10 crafts) to carry out the overall inspection and assessment, Kriengkrai said. HM the King will have the final say on the choice of chariots to be used, he said. The department has also assigned a team to build the royal cremation pyre, led by Group Captain Ek-avudh. It comprises former department chiefs and experts from Krom Chang Sip Mu. Kriengkrai affirmed the department had all the information, be it about the chariots or a record of royal tradition, all of which will later be presented to General Surayud. Currently there are seven Ratcharot chariots being kept and displayed at the National Museum. The Phra Maha Pichai Ratcharot - 1,120 centimetres tall and 1,530 centimetres long - was built in 1795 during the reign of King Rama I (1782-1809) to be used for a king's funeral. It carried the urn of Somdet Phra Pathom Borom Maha Chanok to the royal crematorium (Phra Merumas) at Sanam Luang in 1796. It was also used in the funerals of King Rama I, King Rama III, King Rama IV and King Rama V. On March 10, 1996, the Fine Arts Department and the Royal Thai Army's Ordnance Department restored the Phra Maha Pichai Ratcharot for the royal cremation of HRH Princess Sri Nagarindra the Princess Mother at Sanam Luang. The Wechayan Ratcharot, standing 1,170 centimetres tall and 1,750 centimetres long, was built in 1799 for the funerals of high-ranking Royal Family members. The Fine Arts Department restored it for the funeral of Queen Rampaipannee in 1985. It weighed 40 tonnes and required 206 men - 160 in the front and 46 at the back - to draw it. There are three Ratcharot Noi chariots, built during Rama I's reign. They were used for a Supreme Patriarch and linked to a chariot for Royal Family members to sit and sprinkle rice and petals. The Ratcharot Noi chariots were built in the same pattern as the Phra Maha Pichai Ratcharot and the Wechayan Ratcharot chariots, except they were smaller and had only one decorative "naga head". by Pakamard Jaichalard
  24. TotallyOz posted a topic in The Beer Bar
    This is a movie you must see. Riveting from beginning to end. Great direction, great acting, great cinematography, great everything. I sat that in awe for 2 hours. Please see this movie if you have a chance.
  25. TotallyOz replied to a post in a topic in The Beer Bar
    LOL Thank you so much for my morning chuckle. I almost spilled my coffee with my body movements while laughing. I wish others would be as honest as you in advertising. I met a guy on Craig's list months ago was was listed as masculine. He stepped off the bus almost in drag and was vogueing down the street. I've also met a many an escort in NYC 10 years ago and they have the same photos. Surely, they have had a chance to retake them in 10 years?

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