March 10, 201313 yr Active Members What do you call a cheap male prostitute with a big dick?$5 footlong. -------
March 11, 201313 yr Active Members What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full. -----------
March 13, 201313 yr Active Members Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday." On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? " "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: Oo . Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?" "Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: oO . Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your asshole before prison...'"
March 13, 201313 yr Active Members Just one question: Where can I get a $2 haircut? Best regards, RA1
March 13, 201313 yr Where can I get a $2 haircut? As she said -- directly above the grey face! (If you don't have one, I could lend you mine.)
March 13, 201313 yr Active Members I was asking about a cheap haircut. I am not sure what a grey face really is and I may not want to know. Best regards, RA1
March 13, 201313 yr Active Members The cello player you provide might indeed be grey but what does that say about Yo Yo Ma? Are you suggesting that he is a Grey? Please explain. Best regards, RA1
March 13, 201313 yr Active Members So, the Greys have you under their control? Nothing surprises me these days. Best regards, RA1
March 13, 201313 yr It’s already starting. Donald Trump wants to see the new Pope’s birth certificate. - Joy Behar
March 15, 201313 yr Active Members I think must be Norman Lear you are thinking of. I was going to a combination of Norman Rockwell and Timothy Leary. Best regards, RA1
March 16, 201313 yr Ah. Way ahead of me. Somehow there is perverse genius in associating a psychologically habituating substance (as depicted above) with the concept 'Freedom from Want' (the iconic Thanksgiving painting). (Pardon the Cliff's Notes. )
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