March 18, 201313 yr Active Members There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink, and after a while, Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom. When he returned, however, his trousers are wet all over. 'What happened, Grandpa?' asked his concerned children. 'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know. I had to go to the bathroom; so I took it out and started to pee, but then, I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back!'
March 19, 201313 yr Active Members Without a doubt, I am a vert. Best regards, RA1 But which one in particular? extro, intro or per?
March 19, 201313 yr Active Members Each and everyone. It just depends upon when and where and why. Thanks for asking. Best regards, RA1
March 20, 201313 yr Active Members Probably too old also but that is a different index, isn't it? Best regards, RA1
March 20, 201313 yr Active Members Ich liebe dich sounds more like porn whether shouted or not. Best regards, RA1
March 20, 201313 yr Ich liebe dich sounds more like porn whether shouted or not. As do many things in German, come to think.
March 20, 201313 yr Active Members As do many things in German, come to think. You are such a storm trooper. :) Best regards, RA1
March 20, 201313 yr Active Members Which is it, storm and drive or storm and urge? Of course, it could be storm and stress but I am hoping that is not the case. Storm and urge is my favorite. March madness is among my favorite sports pastimes but April madness is always with one. Best regards, RA1
March 21, 201313 yr Active Members My wife left a post-it note on the fridge, “I'm sorry. It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore! I've gone to stay at my Dad’s." I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold. Not sure what she was talking about!
March 21, 201313 yr Active Members No point in driving drunk when they will deliver. Best regards, RA1
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