July 17, 201313 yr Lol... I don't want him to be my husband.. I think he would give me headaches.. Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No Man: Where’s your Ferrari?
July 17, 201313 yr A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.The woman's husband also comes home.She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.The little boy says, "Dark in here."The man says, "Yes, it is."Boy - "I have a baseball."Man - "That's nice."Boy - "Want to buy it?"Man - "No, thanks."Boy - "My dad's outside."Man - "OK, how much?"Boy - "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.Boy - "Dark in here."Man - "Yes, it is."Boy - "I have a baseball glove."The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"Boy - "$750"Man - "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"Boy - "$1,000"The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.The boy says, "Dark in here."The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
July 18, 201313 yr Active Members The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:
July 18, 201313 yr Aww that husband is so humorous and witty. She must be having fun living with him.. The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:
July 20, 201313 yr Active Members I have seen this with an elevator which somehow makes it more analogous to a "snack machine". Best regards, RA1
July 20, 201313 yr A real ad from 1938... ...from this mag: http://blog.modernmechanix.com/issue/?pubname=ModernMechanix&pubdate=2-1938
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