(What this says about our dear hitoall is left as an exercise for the reader. )

This reminds me of some actual advice from an attorney who was a personal friend. If you are driving along after some drinks and get stopped, take from your glove compartment a half pint of liquor and chug-a-lug it in front of an officer. Your excuse being you were so nervous from being stopped that you had to have a drink. Then, they can arrest you for public intoxication but not DUI.

He didn't say it was "good" advice.

Best regards,

RA1

One addendum. I learned we are all responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities OR POLICITIANS.

Best regards,

RA1

...Probably should have put this in the Political Joke thread.

5 Russian drinking jokes

A Gentleman comes to the shop and asked,
- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.
After Half an hour l he comes again and asked again,
- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.
After hour he comes again and asked to the shopkeeper
- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of... of Sprite. It seems Coca-cola makes me sick!

A patient went to a doctor. Patient was suffering from insomnia, nervous breakdown and Depression. After some checking the doctor said,
Doctor: This medicine is for insomnia, this one is for nervous break-down, and also take this one for depression. Patient: Thank you very much, doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides vodka?

Two friends Went in a bar and ordered bee. One of them adds:
- Make sure the mug is clean!
After a minute the waiter brings two beer mugs and asks:
- Which of you ordered beer in a clean mug?

Tell us, what forces you to drink vodka every day?
- Nothing. I'm a volunteer.

The Traffic police stops a car.
Policeman asked the man, Have you drunk vodka today?
Driver: No.
Policeman: Breathe into the tube... Well, no alcohol is detected... Maybe the tube is broken… (breathes into the tube himself) No, it's working!

Not sure what the joke is but I like it.