Is this similar to I lost 200 pounds of ugly fat, I got a divorce?

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RA1

Sounds like my work place..

A man and his wife moved back home to Minnesota from Arizona.

The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Arizona was

$2,000.00 a year!!!

When they arrived in Minnesota, they went to an Insurance agency

to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg. The agent

looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, "$39.00."

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in

Minnesota to insure, because it cost him $2,000.00 in Arizona!!!

The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, "Well,

here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a

sprinkler system over it, is $39.00."

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed Father.' 'Well then, was it Rosa DiAngelo?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four month's vacation and five excellent Leads.'

I hope you get it. . . .nerds

. . . nerds

The expression one believes is "Dr Chadwick, i presume?"