August 17, 201313 yr Active Members A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you. The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back: I'm on the toilet. Please advise.
August 17, 201313 yr This reminds me of a roommate I had back in the day. He insisted on keeping the bathroom door open every time he took a shit. Never figured out if he did this just for my benefit.
August 18, 201313 yr Active Members ROFL (Out of 'Likes' for the day. ) Entirely my fault for not being likable earlier in the day.
August 18, 201313 yr He insisted on keeping the bathroom door open every time he took a shit. Hah! My ex had the very same habit. Note that he is now the ex.
August 18, 201313 yr Active Members Hah! My ex had the very same habit. Note that he is now the ex. You mean he pissed you off so you dumped him?
August 18, 201313 yr You mean he pissed you off so you dumped him? And he did not even like water sports.
August 19, 201313 yr Oh my AS I think it's romantic that you can share and show everything with your partner.. Hah! My ex had the very same habit. Note that he is now the ex.
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