December 21, 201312 yr Active Members A guy gets his very first new Mercedes and decides he'd like to have a rabbi say a blessing. So he asks an Orthodox rabbi to say a bracha over it. 'Nothing doing.', says the rebbe. 'We don't trouble Adonai about a car!' Next he calls a Conservative rabbi who asks if he belongs to the congregation. When the guy tells him he doesn't, the rabbi says, 'Sorry, we can't do a bracha for a non-member.' Finally he asks a Reform rabbi, who is much more accommodating. 'Sure, why not?', says the rabbi. 'Um, tell me though, what's a bracha?'
December 21, 201312 yr Active Members Thank you for remembering to give us a link to the definition of bracha, lookin. You're the best!
December 22, 201312 yr Active Members No, of course I didn't mean you! Why on earth would you think that?
December 22, 201312 yr Active Members I have no so called assault weapons in my possession. If things get that bad, I may just surrender. OTOH, any intruders likely will not find me at home because I will be on the road (again). Best regards, RA1
December 22, 201312 yr I did mean you. Shocked, shocked. ----- Clem Kadiddlehopper's mother-in-law: "Well, I never!" Clem: "Probably not!"
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