ESPECIALLY for hito...

No joke, just cool -- alligator sleeping bag.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00CSFY4EI/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B00CSFY4EI&linkCode=as2&tag=peeweecom-20

Toilet shot glasses!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008X31DW0/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B008X31DW0&linkCode=as2&tag=peeweecom-20

Happy Hour Virus, A Tool That Fakes Computer Problems So You Can Leave Work Early

by Kimber Streams at 1:52 pm on November 15, 2013

TDA_Boulder has created the Happy Hour Virus, a tool that fakes a kernel panic, blue screen of death, or broken monitor so you can leave work early. The Happy Hour Virus was made to promote a “work-life balance” by encouraging employees to “leave work early and enjoy the company of friends, family, or co-workers.” Head over to the Happy Hour Virus website to test out some pretend computer issues.

images via Happy Hour Virus

http://laughingsquid.com/happy-hour-virus-a-tool-that-fakes-computer-problems-so-you-can-leave-work-early/

Michelangelo's illustrated grocery list. No joke!

“Because the servant he was sending to market was illiterate, Michelangelo illustrated the shopping lists — a herring, tortelli, two fennel soups, four anchovies and ‘a small quarter of a rough wine’ — with rushed (and all the more exquisite for it) caricatures in pen and ink.” – Steve Duin, The Oregonian, October 17, 2009

Note for next Halloween...

Not a joke; maybe a white-noise source for Trekker insomniacs?

A 24 Hour Loop of Star Trek Starship Enterprise Ambient Engine Sound

YouTuber crysknife007 has isolated the ambient engine hum of the Starship Enterprise as heard in Star Trek: The Next Generation. The sound is looped repeatedly into a 24 hour long YouTube movie.