June 13, 201412 yr Active Members Let's try a sub-thread about classy song titles for country music songs. I'll go first: She's Pretty (But She Ain't No John Deere) and My Wife Left Me for My Girlfriend ==== Bonus points if you come up with good lyrics for the titles but you'll have to share royalties with Jeph Jacques.
June 13, 201412 yr Short poop jokes - for when you need a quick fix. Have you heard about that new movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh. What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a shih tzu? Bullshit! What's brown and sticky? A stick. Why did God make poo smelly? So deaf people could enjoy them too. Did you hear that diarrhoea is hereditary? It runs in the genes. What did the tired bum hole say after a crap? I'm pooped out Why does Tigger smell? You'd smell too if you played with Winnie the Pooh all day. What did the maxipad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings.
June 14, 201412 yr Active Members sub-thread about classy made up song titles for country music songs. She Dumped Me So I Had Her Trailer Towed ===== Believe it or not but you can't use Honky Tonk Badonkadonk. It's a real song. No Really, it was a hit. Trace Adkins recorded it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vNVguvNE7qc
June 14, 201412 yr Active Members sub-thread about classy made up song titles for country music songs. Can't Get Your Smell Outta My Sheets
June 14, 201412 yr Can't Get Your Smell Outta My Sheets Well, exactly. When I would host a favorite escort, his smell lingering in my sheets and pillows would give balm for days afterward.
June 14, 201412 yr Active Members AS, this is Nashville music here...you gotta figure he's still mooning over his wife that left him for his girl friend... or maybe his bird dog that ran off with his best friend. Country is all about shit happens and regrets, lol.
June 14, 201412 yr Active Members sub-thread about classy made up song titles for country music songs. Your Eyes Are Shining Like the Bottom of a Bottle of Beer
June 15, 201412 yr Active Members This will really show my age but how many folks have ever sat in a burger booth making sentences from the song titles on the juke box selection menu? Sometimes it took a little imagination to join them but usually very little. Down in the Allley, Dream Lover, Endlessly, Fool Such as I. Etc. Best regards, RA1
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